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Found these jokes what do you all feel are they in bad spirit or funny?

How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

The lightbulb will only change if Allah wills it!

How many Palestinian Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

None; they prefer to sit in the dark and blame it on Israel.

How many Saudi Arabian Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first he must purify himself. Then he must walk a circle around the lightbulb seven times, and then back & forth seven times, then drink arsenic-laced water. Then, after changing the lightbulb, he must help the religious police hunt for anyone expressing non-muslim views.

How many Pakistani Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

Most are too inbred to figure out which way the lightbulb turns. The dead bulb should be blamed on local non-muslims who insulted Islam. The only logical response is to form an angry mob, burn down their town, and imprison a young mentally-handicapped girl.

How many Egyptian Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only the military may change the bulb. There will be massive riots before & after the change. After changing, the bulb will NOT perform according to its specifications. It will shed NO light on the kidnap, torture, rape, and murder of non-muslims. The bulb has a useful life of one year before needing another change. BLAME AMERICA, even if doing so makes no sense.

How many Iraqi Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

All available lightbulbs are already being used for IEDs in daily Sunni/Shia violence.

How many Afghani Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

Demand that the Americans build an extremely expensive, top-of-the-line lighting fixture. Then blow it up and demand that they leave your country. Use the shrapnel to torture animals.

How many Libyan Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have assured us that every effort was made to change the lightbulb on time, but that it was simply too late. What difference, at this point, does it make?

How many UAE Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

You are NOT allowed to touch the lightbulb unless you are married to it! Touching an unmarried bulb is immoral, and carries a 16-month jail sentence, even for non-muslim foreigners!

How many Nigerian Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lightbulbs are forbidden Western technology! We will burn any school or hospital that uses evil Western lightbulbs!

How many Indian Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

First they must have a massive lecture by "Doctor" Zakir Naik, who will interpret the Qur'an to find the only acceptable halal method of lightbulb changing, which proves that the Qur'an is "scientific". Then there will be several lightbulbs in the audience that "convert" on the spot.

How many British Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just have one of their underage, kidnapped, white female prostitutes change it.

How many French Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

They already smashed every unused bulb in their latest riot.

How many American Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

They’ll just build a shiny new lightbulb at ground zero, with a name that evokes a time when Muslim dominated Christians and Jews after having stolen their land. And then make a reality show about it.

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Not one of those jokes seemed witty or intelligent to me.

They are Muslim equivalents to Santa/Banta Singh jokes in my eyes.

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Nope. Do you?

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Some of them can be witty.

During the time when terror was unleashed in Punjab and youth were being rounded up and beaten mercilessly by the police, there was one case of a suspected militant leader who, despite being beaten for one week, wouldn't utter a word. At the end of one week, he announced one day he would talk but first they must treat him well. "I want my body to be massaged with oil, and feed me well if you really want me to talk." They did all that and then said "Now, talk!". "OK, I am ready, you can beat me for another week now, no problem!

http://www.sikhchic.com/article-detail.php?id=1823&cat=28

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Found these jokes what do you all feel are they in bad spirit or funny?

How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

The lightbulb will only change if Allah wills it!

How many Palestinian Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

None; they prefer to sit in the dark and blame it on Israel.

How many Saudi Arabian Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first he must purify himself. Then he must walk a circle around the lightbulb seven times, and then back & forth seven times, then drink arsenic-laced water. Then, after changing the lightbulb, he must help the religious police hunt for anyone expressing non-muslim views.

How many Pakistani Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

Most are too inbred to figure out which way the lightbulb turns. The dead bulb should be blamed on local non-muslims who insulted Islam. The only logical response is to form an angry mob, burn down their town, and imprison a young mentally-handicapped girl.

How many Egyptian Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only the military may change the bulb. There will be massive riots before & after the change. After changing, the bulb will NOT perform according to its specifications. It will shed NO light on the kidnap, torture, rape, and murder of non-muslims. The bulb has a useful life of one year before needing another change. BLAME AMERICA, even if doing so makes no sense.

How many Iraqi Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

All available lightbulbs are already being used for IEDs in daily Sunni/Shia violence.

How many Afghani Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

Demand that the Americans build an extremely expensive, top-of-the-line lighting fixture. Then blow it up and demand that they leave your country. Use the shrapnel to torture animals.

How many Libyan Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have assured us that every effort was made to change the lightbulb on time, but that it was simply too late. What difference, at this point, does it make?

How many UAE Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

You are NOT allowed to touch the lightbulb unless you are married to it! Touching an unmarried bulb is immoral, and carries a 16-month jail sentence, even for non-muslim foreigners!

How many Nigerian Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lightbulbs are forbidden Western technology! We will burn any school or hospital that uses evil Western lightbulbs!

How many Indian Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

First they must have a massive lecture by "Doctor" Zakir Naik, who will interpret the Qur'an to find the only acceptable halal method of lightbulb changing, which proves that the Qur'an is "scientific". Then there will be several lightbulbs in the audience that "convert" on the spot.

How many British Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just have one of their underage, kidnapped, white female prostitutes change it.

How many French Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

They already smashed every unused bulb in their latest riot.

How many American Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

They’ll just build a shiny new lightbulb at ground zero, with a name that evokes a time when Muslim dominated Christians and Jews after having stolen their land. And then make a reality show about it.

Some guy put this on sikhsangat and actually got banned for it.

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