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  1. Funny how ten dollars looks so big when we take it to Gurdwara, But so small when we take it to the store. Funny how long 60 minutes is when we are serving langer, But how short when shopping, playing golf, or watching TV. Funny how laborious it is to read a chapter in the history books, But how easy it is to read 200-300 pages of a best selling novel. Funny how we believe what a person or newspaper says, But question what the Guru Granth Sahib say. Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, But don't have any difficulty thinking of things to gossip about. Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks to fit a prayer even into our schedule, But have no problems adjusting for a social event at the last minute. Funny how we get thrilled when a football game runs overtime, But complain when a kirtan is longer than usual. Funny how people scramble to get a front seat at a sporting event, But scramble to get a back row at the Gurdwara Funny how difficult it is to share Gods' words with others, But how simple it is to spread rumours. _______________________________---- this so like me, only i wouldnt say its funny, it rather shameful
  2. A man went to a barbershop to have his hair and his beard cut as always. He started to have a good conversation with the barber who attended him. They talked about so many things and various subjects. Suddenly, they touched the subject of God. The barber said: "Look man, I don't believe that God exists as you say so." Why do you say that?" - asked the client. Well, it's so easy; you just have to go out in the street to realize that God does not exist. Oh, tell me, if God existed, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can't think of a God who permits all of these things." The client stopped for a moment thinking but he didn't want to respond so as to prevent an argument. The barber finished his job and the client went out of the shop. Just after he left the barber shop he saw a man in the street with a long hair and beard (it seems that it had been a long time since he had his cut and he looked so untidy). Then the client again entered the barbershop and he said to the barber: You know what? Barbers do not exist." "How come they don't exist?" - asked the barber. "Well I am here and I am a barber." "No!" - the client exclaimed. "They don't exist because if they did there would be no people with long hair and beard like that man who walks in the street." "Ah!...barbers do exist! What happens is that people do not come to me." "Exactly!" - affirmed the client. "That's the point. God does exist, what happens is people don't go to Him and do not look for Him that's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world." aakhaa jeevaa visrai mar jaa-o. Chanting it, I live; forgetting it, I die. aakhan a-ukhaa saachaa naa-o. It is so difficult to chant the True Name.
  3. what do u think about people marryin into different cast. im a jatt girl and im going out with a cheeeeeer, my parents want me to marry into the same caste(jatt). what would you do in my position. i dont know what to do, an its realy stressin me out, cuz, if it says in sikhi, dat caste dont matter, den why does it matter when it cums down 2 marrige. pleeeez help thanx
  4. wjkk wjkf does any body here do nitnem every mornin and rehraas and kirtan sohila? and under stand the meaning of whats bein sed. i mean is der any point in doin it if u dont understand it, coz i try 2 get up every mornin 4 amrit vela, an wen i do get uo, i just dont feel like doin it because i dont understand the meaning, or why i should do it, i mean i may as well be reading japaneese. so i just go bak 2 sleep, an thin, wots da point? ill get up sum other time or summat. do any of you feel like dat? or is it just me? :roll: how do you feel as well, after doin paath? cozx i dont feel nutin, i mean even when im doin paath, my mind isnt at rest, its always miles away.
  5. i dont wear any clothin which is made out of animals, but i dont see what is wrong with it realy, i mean if u eat meat, then whats the difference in wearing it? personaly i wouldnt wear it though i hope i didnt offend anyone
  6. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked what if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, Then you ask him". _________________________________________________________________________ A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who as working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." __________________________________________________________________________ One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?" __________________________________________________________________________ The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or That's Michael. He's a doctor.'" A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead." __________________________________________________________________________ A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty." __________________________________________________________________________ The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line,at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
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