Ideal Singh Posted August 12, 2003 Report Share Posted August 12, 2003 SSA G Well, I don't know if it is the right place but you see friends, I am a die-hard fan of Cricket and as the new season of Indian Cricket is about to begin... would love to share my yearning with all of you and I hope you would bear with me and join in... the party... hoo hoo hee hee !! Thanx guyz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ideal Singh Posted August 12, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2003 They do a waiver of Rs.1.6 Crores for Sachin Tendulkar, but then spend hours checking the baggage of the hockey players who have won gold medals for the country? Mumbai is divided. So is India. Tendulkar’s Ferrari 360 Modena, gifted to him by F1 champ Michael Schumacher, drove into the eye of a storm the minute it rolled off an Air France plane late Friday night. The Centre’s decision to waive the Rs 1.6 crore import duty for the car has divided his fans. What do you think about the waiver ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugermach Singh Posted August 13, 2003 Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 Stupid cricket, really boring game, One man bats the other balls. The others stand around scratching their butts. They every1 gets excited and starting doing giddha when the umpire points to the flippin sky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ideal Singh Posted August 13, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 They every1 gets excited and starting doing giddha when the umpire points to the flippin sky. Its good naa... in that moment of joy they forget all their worldly worries and rejoice irrespective of their caste and creed. Cricket is a blessing in disguise for a country like India where there are so many Religions and people forget about that when Indian Team is playing (good :roll: )Cricket. Oh Man! I just love this game... :wink: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ideal Singh Posted August 13, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 Oh come on Magarmach Singh ! We should sometimes think positive too... thinking negative about a thing would only generate negaive thoughts... Think Positive... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsb Posted August 13, 2003 Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 dude, i get so involved into the cricket game..... that I scratch my butt too, but most importantly, i get into the giddah spirit when the ump DOES point into the sky! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugermach Singh Posted August 13, 2003 Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 OMG, you have opened my eyes, for once I was blind and now I can see. God bless cricket. For it is the only sport that let’s us forget our religious ties and support India. Yipeeeee...... How could I be so blinded, its a form of meditation in disguise, Where can I get a bat that says Made in Pakistan whilst playing on the India team. Oh will the India team let me play. Please, tell them that I am their biggest fan. Please, Oh please, then all my dreams will come true. Note. Above statement full of sarcasm. Please read with Positivity. Ideal Singh, you can love the game, but i prefer ping pong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ideal Singh Posted August 13, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 OMG I did not know that my statement do hit the spot !!! :twisted: Magarmach Singh... You got to have the calibre to play for any country may that be even Bangladesh !!! If you ain't got calibre you would do better stick with Ping Pong !!! LOLz !!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ideal Singh Posted August 13, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 AND... who says that bats are made in Pakistan ? These are made in Saadae Punjab at Jalandhar!!! I think you should stick with ping pong... BTW where are these ping pong balls get manufactured ? Or to look more critically at your statement whatz the problem if the bats are made in Pakistan...? Do such bats belong to lower caste... :shock: ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugermach Singh Posted August 13, 2003 Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 Bangladesh Zindabad. Ping Pong Zindabad http://www.ping-pong.com/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ideal Singh Posted August 13, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 Now thatz a Positive Attitude !!! And what about Pakistani bats... !!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Javanmard Posted August 13, 2003 Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 :roll: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 13, 2003 Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 butt scratching..and I always thought cricket was boring Pakistani bats..hmm..I'm with Lalleshwari... :roll: Oh Mugarmachi Bhai..you crack me up as usual Gurfateh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsb Posted August 13, 2003 Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 mann....... if Mugermach gets to be on the team, then I BETTER be on the team! Im a better butt scratcher than he'll EVER be! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 13, 2003 Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 Yeah, certainly a lot of talent is needed to play cricket, I mean butt scratching is most definately an art form Ok Jsb's on the team, anymore butt scratchers out there? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsb Posted August 13, 2003 Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 i think i deserve to be back catcher... buttscracther=backscratcher yeah, penji! i'm soo good at buttscratching that other players ask me to scratch THEIR butts for them..... i humbly decline.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugermach Singh Posted August 13, 2003 Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 yeah, penji! i'm soo good at buttscratching that other players ask me to scratch THEIR butts for them..... i humbly decline.. lol. Humbly, we practically had to force you to stop. Bechara Ideal Singh still has a rash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 13, 2003 Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 Jsb Bhaji, the fact that you actually know the correct term worries me Humbly decline lai! :roll: Just as well, aj kal de bachey! :roll: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mehtab Posted August 13, 2003 Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 meri taan shakal dekhke kende si baba tu umpiregiri kar lai kadi kadi choka chhakka we pitt dinda si te kaafi waari wicktaan we ura dinda si baki fielding we wadiya kar lenda si kafi dinn ho gaye kirkit khedde are we having a sikhawareness championship? ok count me in as one of the bowlers (opposite team nu koi taan chahida hunda score karan lei ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 13, 2003 Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 Rochak Bhaji, you're Punjabi just gets better and better Ok, one bowler, three buttscratcher's..Im the umpire cos I get the best view of any scratching going on Ps. Was this supposed to be a serious discussion on 'Kirkit'? :? :shock: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsb Posted August 13, 2003 Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 what??? who said we were joking?? gurpreet kaur penji, i think you should be the coach... we need all the buttscratching lessons we can get, and you've got the best technique i've ever seen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugermach Singh Posted August 13, 2003 Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 The Art of Butt Scratching. five useful tips when scratching butts. When scratching a butt of any size be weary that the buttocks are clean. If not, its a good idea to keep baby wipes. When Scratching a Butt of ethnic Indian origin, Please be sure to ask all necessary questions such as " Did you eat chillies last Night??" When Scratching a Butt of a Religious Man, Ask for his blessing after you have finished or he may bless you whilst you are scratching. When scratching a butt of a elderly person, please be sure that you get underneath all excess skin. When Scratching a butt of a baseball player, be sure not to hit his bat or b**ls. :shock: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 13, 2003 Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 Eho butt butt ki laaie aaa.. singho sadhur jaooo hun nahii ta tuhadiee chiitaara chhh shiiitaaaar paain gaaie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aman Singh Posted August 13, 2003 Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 Hey , Does any one know any sardar Soccer player playing in some big team. I am soccer player by myself. but could not become a big star. I just wanna know if there any sardar soccer player.??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mehtab Posted August 13, 2003 Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 When Scratching a Butt of ethnic Indian origin, Please be sure to ask all necessary questions such as " Did you eat chillies last Night??" veere, os ton pehlaan puchho "What part of India are u from?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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