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Sometimes fortune lead to u there u never expect in such way..... don't belive then read on ................

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen

shaking

frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some

kind of wire running

from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending

to jolt him away

from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy

plank of wood,

breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he

had been happily

listening to his Walkman.

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Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the

cruelty of sending

pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly,

all two thousand

pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence,

stampeding madly

The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.

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Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough

postage on a letter

bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on

it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was

blown to bits..

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a

burned-out section

of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest

fire. The

deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete

with scuba tanks

on his back, flippers, and face mask.

A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from

burns, but from

massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a

positive

identification. Investigators then set about to

determine how a fully

clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man

went diving off

the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire

fighters, seeking to

control the fire as quickly as possible, had called in

a fleet of

helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was

dipped from the

ocean and emptied at the site of the forest fire.

You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like

Flipper in the

Pacific, the next, he was doing the breast stroke in a

fire dip bucket

300 feet in the air. Some days it just doesn't pay to

get out of bed.

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A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his

wife nearby in

the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle

accidentally

slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the

handlebars, was

dragged along as it burst through the glass patio

doors.

His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find

her husband cut

and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio

door. She called

for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a

fairly large hill,

went down the several flights of stairs to meet the

paramedics and

escort them to her husband.

While the attendants were loading her husband, the

wife managed to

right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also

quickly blotted up

the spilled gasoline with some paper towels and tossed

them into the

toilet.

After being treated and released, the man returned

home, looked at the

shattered patio door and the damage done to his

motorcycle. He went

into the bathroom and consoled himself with a

cigarette while attending

to his business. About to stand, he flipped the butt

between his legs.

The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud

explosion and her

husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom

floor with his

trousers blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs

and groin, she once

again phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew

was dispatched.

As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to

the ambulance they

asked the wife how he had come to burn himself. She

told them. They

started laughing so hard, one slipped, the stretcher

and dumping the

husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs,

breaking his arm.

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The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the

Exxon Valdez oil

spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony,

two of the most

expensively saved animals were being released back

into the wild amid

cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in

full view, a

killer whale ate them both.

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Hope your day is better than this!

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