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What did the Green Peas say?? Nothing they just "mutter"ed.

What did the lonely banana say?? A. I'm a"kela".

What did the potato say when it answered the phone?? "Aalloo?"

Where do cauliflowers hang out?? In the Gobi desert.

What kind of sweaters do grapes wear?? Angoora.

What did the first pizza slice say the other pizza slice so it would move?? Pizza - "HUT"!!

What is a vegetables favourite love song?? Love me tinda.

What did the confused egg say?? I don't unda-stand.

What did the half eaten naan say?? I wish I was a puri.

------------------------------n e one know n e more?? POST EM UP!! ---

keep on smiling :)

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