4real Posted January 23, 2004 Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked what if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, Then you ask him". _________________________________________________________________________ A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who as working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." __________________________________________________________________________ One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?" __________________________________________________________________________ The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or That's Michael. He's a doctor.'" A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead." __________________________________________________________________________ A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty." __________________________________________________________________________ The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line,at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 23, 2004 Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 Wicked Post JI Oh btw Welcome to the Forum... hope you enjoy your stay!!!!!!! :D 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4real Posted January 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 thank you jee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pheena Posted January 23, 2004 Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 ahhaha those were good...thanks for puttin a smile on my face ji. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr §ingh Posted January 24, 2004 Report Share Posted January 24, 2004 heheh my as well welcoem to the board 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOYce Posted January 29, 2004 Report Share Posted January 29, 2004 Realy good ones. Classics are always the best. 4real if u have more jokes please post them in jokes section. http://www.sikhawareness.com/sikhawareness...wforum.php?f=39 I loves to hear n burst jokes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOYce Posted January 29, 2004 Report Share Posted January 29, 2004 Few from Me.... A small boy wrote to Santa Claus : " Send me a brother " Santa wrote back : " Send me your mother " ______________________________________________________ Child enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it. His Mother observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the same stuff. Mother asks : Why are you doing this? Child replies: Mother Docter told to check sugar level regularly :wink: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.