Infernal Monk Posted July 27, 2004 Report Share Posted July 27, 2004 Joseph Stalin Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you! http://www.poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/ My friend sent me this and I decided to post it...pretty cool 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infernal Monk Posted July 27, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2004 I had to post this: George W. Bush "Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rakash Singh Posted July 27, 2004 Report Share Posted July 27, 2004 You are Saddam Hussein. You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're SO scared! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sukhi Posted July 27, 2004 Report Share Posted July 27, 2004 i'm so totally disappointed that i'm sooo not dictator material. hahaha! btw, this is pretty cool infernal_monk dude/tte. You are Tony Blair. As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth_seeker Posted July 27, 2004 Report Share Posted July 27, 2004 I`Tony too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sukhi Posted July 27, 2004 Report Share Posted July 27, 2004 truth_seeker, how bout u an me find a country and be totally pathetic dictators together? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamuka Posted July 28, 2004 Report Share Posted July 28, 2004 I'm Stalin too! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infernal Monk Posted July 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2004 Nice, we all know Stalin was the craziest.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 28, 2004 Report Share Posted July 28, 2004 <TABLE WIDTH=300 BGCOLOR="#550000"><COL><TR><TD><DIV ALIGN="center"> <IMG SRC=" " BORDER=0 WIDTH=280 HEIGHT=105><P><FONT FACE="Arial" SIZE=2 COLOR="#FFFFFF"> As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not! <P><FONT SIZE=1>What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the <A HREF="http://www.poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/">"What Dictator am I?"</A> test at <A HREF="http://www.poisonedminds.com">PoisonedMinds.com</A></FONT> </DIV></FONT></TD></TR> </TABLE> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth_seeker Posted July 28, 2004 Report Share Posted July 28, 2004 How about taking the UK over? truth_seeker, how bout u an me find a country and be totally pathetic dictators together? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sukhi Posted July 28, 2004 Report Share Posted July 28, 2004 u mean i have to cross the pond?... tsk... tha's so hard! u come here! we'll over take them liberals and make our own version of a liberal Canada! haha! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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