drawrof Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 why does everything have to be either "snatan", "tat", or "puratan"???? I hereby solemnly declare that I am starting a new "label" (neo, cybersingh, and all the other people who come to tim hortons now follow....) TIMMY maryada. here is our answer to everything...... "shut up, sit down, think....WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEEE....and then go home and do more paat" let me break this down for you all... shut up: when you don't know anything and try to push that onto others...its best to shut up, before everyone else figures out you're stupid sit down: when you are excited...sit down. Otherwise our final answer will make you sit down. think:...this is a stretch for the majority, but hey! its positive prachar....realistically, use this advice to try and figure how that person in front of you is possibly sharing an experience that is wrapped in dogma and that you will only get the "Snatan" by looking at the "tat" of what they are saying. WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFEEE!!!!! (if you are getting upset over the internet and its pissing you off etc etc etc.....you aren't a sikh!, you're really a reject from society who is trying to find a place to fit in. The cyberworld is great because no one is accountable (not with our standards)......and for those of you who have a sense of reality, ask yourselves...how many people are actually into sikhi?????? look at it, the average punjabi family born and bred "sikh" does not know much more than "cover your head" stand up, get prashad. and "We believe in one god"...but have "10 gods or gurus" (depending on how little or how much they care about what they say). then...go home, go back to your house, be in grist..set the example for everyone by "trying" to give yourself to waheguru..... and our best prachar...and this is a "unique" one; please do paat! ..."I'd like a large triple, triple" current members are srin30singhmediumdoubledouble&Valnutcrunchwallay sricybersinghmediumdoublekevalcofeewallay sridrawrofsinghlargetrippletripplewallay & a blueberry fritter! our dera is dera tim hortons, county court blvd..brampton! Mod's Note: We just going to move this topic to our "General Discussion/Section" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 racist a**holes. What abt every1 in uzbekistan? EH? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drawrof Posted April 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 this is seena-baseena, and although we do respect the other ethnographical traditions we do not respect other traditions because the other traditions they are either Mywayornoway (beautifully veiled as "Guru's way") or anywayisokay (equally veiled as "guru's way")...... ....I'd like a large triple triple 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Lung Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 the internet really pisses me off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guv Posted April 9, 2005 Report Share Posted April 9, 2005 everyone who uses the internet is a social reject 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sukhi Posted April 9, 2005 Report Share Posted April 9, 2005 i am a social reject... :cry: save me oh timmywaley sants! (not) but it's seriously disappointing to see how we're our own worst enemies. no one has been able to divide sikhs as much as sikhs have been able to put up walls between each other. enh... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drawrof Posted April 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2005 Actually on a lighter note, it is good we are autonomous; now, if we can put the nitty gritty to the side and allow everyone to be, and sit there and remember akal/waheguru/nirankar while someone is doing things their own way....we're set. thats where we jump ahead of ourselves, we're trying to run instead of walk. Isn't it beautiful though? god has made every sikh passionate (to some degree) about sikhi....we just tend to forget that our own inhibitions and flaws become our biggest obstacles...and more times than not it isn't a recurring issue with others, but an unresolved epidemic within us. btw: dhan dhan social rejects....and dera tim hortons is VERY social..... ....I'd like a large triple triple 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sukhi Posted April 9, 2005 Report Share Posted April 9, 2005 true we're all passionate about sikhi. but hitler was passionate about killing the jews. passion or enthusiasm without any moral or ethical guiding light is dangerous. my worry is that with the enthusiasm people show in segregating themselves and creating distinctions and identities, we're just weakening ourselves. moving back to dera tim hortons. if i'm a social reject and dera timmy's is VERY social, that means that i'll be rejected again. :cry: oh the agony of being a social reject and outcast. i can't even fit in with the timmywaley sants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Lung Posted April 9, 2005 Report Share Posted April 9, 2005 it's still pissing me off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sukhi Posted April 9, 2005 Report Share Posted April 9, 2005 may the timmywaley sants take pity on your anger and take you into their fold and help you become free from your bonds of anger through a medium ice-cap. jai ho timmeywaley sants di... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Lung Posted April 9, 2005 Report Share Posted April 9, 2005 there's no cure for anger like mine. except blood. lots and lots of blood. (violent movies) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drawrof Posted April 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2005 we are not SANTS, (being humble) we are DAS'S.... (laying it on thick) We are not here to create a seperate religion......(yeah, because religions suck, but you still have to leave your current religion and join us). but to unite all of humanity (anyone who is willing to fall into the trap) We are 3 sants....traikall (distinctive competitiveness, one is shiva, one is vishnu, one is brahma......so I'd most likely be shiva, N30 vishnu (his satchitanandsarooopnirvakalapterminology stuff, and brahma is definitely cybersingh....always being creative)......now, I can only destroy.....so the best I can do is offer you a donut to devour your anger...... ....a large triple triple please 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 9, 2005 Report Share Posted April 9, 2005 lol... :lol: Dhan dhan timmy sant waley.. accepts application for "sevakniya's" to set up asans for tri murt tarkali, tat vaitaie sadaie anandaie mahi tri murtiya baba timmy waley :lol: i like bagel with everything please 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cybersingh Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 Gurfateh Ji.............. Dhan Ho Sri Maan 108/111 Baba Barinder Singh Ji (Satchitanandsaroopnirvikalpsamadhi aka Vishnu) medium french vanilla and valnut crunch vallay............ Dhan Ho Sri Maan 108/111 Baba Harminder Singh Ji (sarvanaash aka Shiva) large triple-triple and Blueberry Fritter vallay....... TUHADI JAI HO, TUHADI JAI HO............ Maaf Karna for not posting in a while but I have working on the Timmy Maryada/Shromani Tim Horton's Parbandak Commitee Rehitnama........... Any chelna's/Sevakani's who want to join the Timmy's sangat must submit an application to me and I will forward it to HR............. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 In application there shall be questions like, - how many big inches kirpan you wear? - how many times you fart in your kachera and how many times you change it in one day ? - do u use sarbloh to cook, eat, and to communicate with each other via sarbloh gloves, burkha etc? - how much expereince you have to set up asans for trimurti tarkali purshs? - can you serve trimurti tarkali pursh with black cofee (opps manmaat), milk straight from goat (imported from new zealand), donuts every day in the evening?? and there will more questions about rehni - behni of sevakinaya's....we already had one Resume from black goddess...just calling her for interview now ??? I like french vanilla please... :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drawrof Posted April 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 k, eating maryada...... 1stly, we are not about sarbloh as we are more about the "Degh" in degh tegh fateh...but we see sarabloh as the eternal degh...BUT we do not allow any other "brand" cup come into timmy's sometimes people use timmy cups to put in cofee time and that will poison the panth hence we use the timmy stirrirs (ceremonially) as a "Check" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexy_singh Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 true we're all passionate about sikhi. but hitler was passionate about killing the jews. HAHAHAHAHA 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guv Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 a question to the timmy sants... what are ur views on hair... ...blonde streaks or blonde tips? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tableji Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 true we're all passionate about sikhi. but hitler was passionate about killing the jews. passion or enthusiasm without any moral or ethical guiding light is dangerous. my worry is that with the enthusiasm people show in segregating themselves and creating distinctions and identities, we're just weakening ourselves. moving back to dera tim hortons. if i'm a social reject and dera timmy's is VERY social, that means that i'll be rejected again. :cry: oh the agony of being a social reject and outcast. i can't even fit in with the timmywaley sants. true we're all passionate about sikhi. that passion cud be passion of self...hence arguments on sikhi topics can often be only about the ego of the ppl involved.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cybersingh Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 a question to the timmy sants... what are ur views on hair... ...blonde streaks or blonde tips? hmmmmmmmm....good question, well i will have to get darshan of sangat in order to give you my view on it, but Baba neo Singh Ji (satchitanandsaroopN3O) medium french vanilla and valnut crunch vale will give the final answer.................... i'd like a medium double double please................... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guv Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 i'll take a large double triple please 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Liverpool are throught to the Champions League semi-final. Woohoo!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guv Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 chelsea are going doooowwn!!!! (even though liverpool have lost to them 3 times this season ) yo beast... is football off today? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drawrof Posted April 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 hanji, you guys have good karam..... only an uchi avastha timmy-panthi, can know about the inner secrets of UEFA. Firstly, liverpool has a reputation that precedes them, but those days are long gone. Now, they have a mostly european team, excellent talent, but the chemistry isn't AS strong as chelsea's. Chelsea are your rehitvaan timmypanthi's as they keep doing abhyaas and win with consistency. They are the boring, give your head, hanji-paaji type (mind you, these types are quite often gurmukhs in the non-timmy world). Secondly, breaking through terry and his defence will prove to be tougher than to break through karragher and his boys 3rdly, gerrard has to be back, I am not sure about morientes's status, but the forward line should have 2 bandhay....they were hopeless with their formation against juvey yesterday. 4th, AC milan vs. chelsea (final)...ac milan will win last but not least....(now that sabyacharak vigyaanta has been given to the possible members of the panth)..... "....A LARGE triple triple please" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guv Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 they played juve yesterday... not bayern... :shock: does this mean the timmypanthi sant baba coconut vale is not all knowing... & that timmys make mistakes too?!? :shock: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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