Guest Javanmard Posted July 9, 2006 Report Share Posted July 9, 2006 Yeah I know: simply chardi kala. Still had to go to the eye doctor but that kurbani was worth it for da panth! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSG Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 good stuff , this is the funniest thread i have read to date , made me laugh , i probably laugh in my sleep 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drawrof Posted July 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 This is what I can't believe about you clowns!!!!! first and foremost, sikhi is about abekh and bibekh. you can't rape women like, unless its like a change of maryada like, and then you can change maryada like because of abekh like and bibekh like...and then maryada changes and then you simply like dress up in a nice baana like and get drunk like and then call everyone a fanatic like, and when the forces come like to get at you like...you like simply call yourself stantar like...and then wait for an insulin spike....is that right mike? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amrikingh Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 lol mad thread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Javanmard Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 AmrikhSingh like who are you like to call us 'mad' like? who r u 2 judge like? u r fanatic british raj singh sabha like! Like if u r not as open minded snaaaatan like me like then u cant saying nuffinm u shouldn't even exist like! And u dwarof u r right! maryada is like a rubber band like u can bend it bakwards and dwarof's like and it still is the same marayada like as long as u r snaaaatan like! and anyways u r an idiot Mr Chandigarh milkshake and also u r da clown with ur samosa dastar! At least we wear propa dumalle like!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drawrof Posted July 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 I went to godhvara yesterday and had an epiphany! I want to become a gangsta, I want to become a rappa' I want to become a gangsta rappa (like 50 cent in 'get rich or die tryin') so I made up my own lyrics, ludacris kinda inspired me ( I think he copied southern hospitality from me) Ah gatka drills gatka thrills Check out the blood My jhatka spills Matter of fact tilak on my shastar sharp ass kills So check out the surkha my baata fills 20 inch wide 20 inch high Oh don’t you like my big chest stride 20 inch thighs make 20 inch eyes Hoping for 20 rotis and pateela of rice cheap ass clothes farts I blows Oh how I love these gyani’s big stomach grows langar is free so anything goes Catch them in the wedding eating big kheer bowls Long dhara prakaash tall damalaa parkaash Any stank singh Makes my banafied mind loss Women on the langar hall making pateelas of chaa sarra old baba saying langar khaa Chorus All my khalistanis in the house that are training for war And the balling ass snatantis with the loopy maryada If you a sikhand you know you don’t love them both Then when you get on the floor do them crazy pentra ps. anyone who would take any of this seriously needs their head examined...sikhi is about pure pyaar! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystical Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 lol That was good man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amrikingh Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 lol, heavy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cybersingh Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Hain......... :? eithey ki chal riha hai............ :shock: pata nahi ki boli jande ne............ :shock: :? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drawrof Posted July 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 since its my b-day I went to godhvara, and I saw a bibi with a sarree look on her face and It reminded me of my dhadhi. She wakes up to go to satsang and does seva but spends her time bitchin' about the other bibi's. And she does loud padhs too! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAadmin Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 since its my b-day I went to godhvara, and I saw a bibi with a sarree look on her face and It reminded me of my dhadhi. She wakes up to go to satsang and does seva but spends her time bitchin' about the other bibi's. And she does loud padhs too! mega lol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drawrof Posted July 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 I like godhvara's in the GTA I get to see my gangsta gyani's ballin'. They can slam dunk, thats so chardikallah~ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drawrof Posted July 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 I realised today when doing simran that I'm actually a kutha! a kukar..and I thought, that means that with my tan I am like snoop doggy doggy. He keeps the kesh on his head, so I decided to write another song based on his song N!gga'z and B!iches.... Well it’s that slow flow, gyan with a double ee , singha, See these other gyani's but you can’t see me, singha Who am i? (it’s jaswant have some fakkar)Do or die (we gives a fakk have some fakkar)So slow your dhol, i’m in control like rupak ,The loc-est twenty-eight year old singha being tupac, Take it for granted, if ya wanna, cuz i’m gonnaGrab my mala then clear the corner, for all my singha's, who are balla'z wear your damalla very high in the air, cuz we wear bana, and if you don't we still gonna, wear your damallaz very high in the air. Now on a one, two, three who could it beComin with a group of singhs in a jatha shi' around twent three So nine to four’s arrived gurdwara, back on upAnd let me and my jatha liven simran up. can’t nobody see me here or thereWherever i wails, i put it down on the ground Cuz I'm gupt for rale (real). coupe With the beat flossin off my harmonium singhs play well, you know what i mean And it don’t take much, for our jatha to bust a bhangra tune in sim-ran, for gettin us all avastha'd upNow check it, it’s a callin for singhs who like samosa paghs, Who supposed to be legit, by wearing a damalla. for all my singha's, who are balla'z wear your damalla very high in the air, cuz we wear bana, and if you don't we still gonna, wear your damallaz very high in the air. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akaali Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 snoooooooooooooooooooooooooop snoooooooooooooooooop dam dam dam dam dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Javanmard Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 yeah, had 2pak been a singh he'd been shaheeeed. gangsta man. can u imagin like hip hop darbar of maharaj like, all deez poats comin' up wid gangsta lines abou' sikhi...wicked 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drawrof Posted July 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 if guru sahib was alive in his body form do you think he'd be a blood or a crip? do you think he'd want us to be like east coast like wu-tang and biggie or west coast like tupac and dre??? things that make you go hmmmmmmmm......... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akaali Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 wuuuuuuuuuuutangggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg straight from the slums of shaolin, wutang killa beeeeeeez on a swarmmmm, yall just taken through the 36 chambers of death kid hereeeeeeee i am here i am the method mannnnnnnnn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drawrof Posted July 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 I motion to lock this thread. I feel it is stripping the dignity of those with pure hearts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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