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MICHAL inJOY(ce) 6
Michael is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say.
When someone would ask him how he was doing, would reply, "If I were any better, I would be twins!"
He was a natural motivator.
If an employee was having a bad day, Michael was there telling the employee how to look on the positive side of the situation. Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up to Michael and asked him, "I don't get it! You can't be a positive person all of the time.
How do you do it?"
Michael replied, "Each morning I wake up and say to myself, you have two choices today.
You can choose to be in a good mood or ... you can choose to be in a bad mood. I choose to be in a good mood.
Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim or...I can choose to learn from it. I choose to learn from it. Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their complaining or... I can point out the positive side of life. I choose the positive side of life.
"Yeah, right, it's not that easy," I protested.
"Yes, it is," Michael, said. "Life is all about choices. When you cut away all the junk, every situation is a choice.
You choose how you react to situations.
You choose how people affect your mood.
You choose to be in a good mood or bad mood.
The bottom line: It's your choice how you live your life."
I reflected on what Michael said. Soon thereafter, I left the Tower
Industry to start my own business. We lost touch, but I often thought about him
when I made a choice about life instead of reacting to it.
Several years l ater, I heard that Michael was involved in a serious accident, falling some 60 feet from a communications tower.
After 18 hours of surgery and weeks of intensive care, Michael was released from the hospital with rods placed in his back.
I saw Michael about six months after the accident.When I asked him how he was, he replied. "If I were any better, I'd be twins. Wanna see my scars?"
I declined to see his wounds, but I did ask him what had gone through his mind as the accident took place.
"The first thing that went through my mind was the well being of my soon to be born daughter," Michael replied. "Then, as I lay on the ground, I remembered that I had two choices: I could choose to live or... I could
choose to die. I chose to live."
"Weren't you scared? Did you lose consciousness?" I asked. Michael continued, "...the paramedics were great. They kept telling me I was going to be fine. But when they wheeled me into
the ER and I saw the expressions on the faces of the doctors and nurses, I got really scared.
In their eyes, I read, "he's a dead man. I knew I needed to take action."
"What did you do?" I asked.
"Well, there was a big burly nurse shouting questions at me," said Michael.
"She asked if I was allergic to anything.
"Yes, I replied." The doctors and nurses stopped working as they waited for my reply.
I took a deep breath and yelled, "Gravity." Over their laughter, I told them, "I am choosing to
live. Operate on me as if I am alive, not dead."
Michael lived, thanks to the skill of his doctors, but also because of his amazing attitude. I learned from him that every day we have the choice to live fully.
Attitude, after all, is everything.
"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself.
Each day has enough trouble of its own." After all today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
You have two choices now:
1. Ignore this.
2. Send it to the people you care about.
You know the choice I made
Enjoy each day, each breath and mostly---each and every friend
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Salutations Friends,
I dont have any knowledge on the said issue. I never experience God with my own senses. And as per logical science We have to believe only on the informaton we got through our senses. And in my small period of life i have been told that GOD is a supreme power i:e: He can do everything. I never experience such wonderful miracle of doing everything in my life. But I experience such supreme power in a single thing which saw me miracles and that is nothing my dear fellow(s) but nature mother. So i believe GOD as nothing but nature. It might possible that my view r not liked by some of U. But it is my way of thinking.
Thanx
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Your date describes you! Its not a myth its Science & have its own logics & concepts....
> Dear friends there are an Italian horoscope given
> below. You can find a lot about you by just
> searching your own identity in Italian way.
> What you have to do is to find your group with the
> help of your date of birth. Check UR nature as per UR date of birth & have poll & the whole percentage will prove the fact.
Be Honest Please..
> Date of Birth Group
> 01,06,11,16,21,26,31 A1
> 02,07,12,17,22,27 B2
> 03,08,13,18,23,28 C3
> 04,09,14,19,24,29 D4
> 05,10,15,20,25,30 E5
> Group A1 >
You consider love as the most beautiful thing and
> you love to fall in love, but a number of your group
> members think that the person they love is not
> sincere with them.
> You love to be with your friends and you are always
> found to be a dutiful friend.
> You can hardly control your patients, which is a
> very big drawback of your nature.
> The Person who is ruling your mind & heart these
> days is perfect for you.
> Group B2
> Your dreams and ambitions are much important for you
> and you can do everything to fulfill your dreams.
> Love is much valuable in your life but you always
> search for someone perfect. You hardly trust
> someone.
> Your friends are really important for you but
> normally you hide a lot from them.
> You are a deep thinker you always study the negative
> view as well as positive.
> You can lead a happy life with a person for whom you
> care a lot these days.
> Group C3
> You always prefer mantel decisions more then
> emotional ones due to this you don't have a limited
> number of friends. You consider life a very
> beautiful gift and you love to enjoy its colors.
> There are a number of peoples who are your ideals
> and you loved to spend a big part of your time with
> them. You are found to be a very sincere lover.
> You have a perfect control on your emotions but
> sometimes your decisions really effect your
> beloveds.
> The person who has just appeared in your mind and
> you has decided to forward this mail especially to
> him/her is your real and special friend.
> Group D4
> Your always have goals to achieve and you can do
> everything to fulfill the dreams of those who loves
> you.
> You have a sketch of an ideal in your mind and you
> always search for that personality.
> Your friends means a lot to you and you can do
> everything for the sake of your friend, you a
> normally found to be an emotional personality.
> You have a very less control on your patients and
> due to this sometimes you over react.
> The one who sent you this mail & the one to whom you
> will send this mail first are your real friends.
> Group E5
> You are found to be a person who loves to love. You
> prefer emotional decision more then mantel
> decisions. You consider life just to enjoy; you are
> the one who is perfect to call FLURTIES.
> You love to increase the list of your friends and
> beloved's.
> You have a number of dreams but you never work hard
> to make your dreams come true which is the biggest
> drawback in your nature you take everything much
> lightly.
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Story of a modern woodcutter (JOYce-5)
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a
tree above a river, his axe fell into the river.
When he cried out, God appeared and asked," Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water.
Then God went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.
"Is this your axe?" God asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
God again went down and came up with a silver axe.
"Is this your axe?" he asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
God went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" God asked.
The woodcutter replied," Yes."
God was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him
all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happily.
One day while he was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, the woodcutter's wife fell into the river.
When he cried out,God again appeared and asked him,
"Why are you crying?"
"Oh God , my wife has fallen into the water!"
God went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez.
"Is this your wife?" he asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
God was furious. "You cheat! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me God . It is a misunderstanding.
You see, if I said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez,
You will come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Then if I also say 'no' to her, You wi l l come up with my wife, and I will say 'yes,'
and then all three will be given to me.
But God , I am a poor man and I will not be able to
take care of all three wives, so *that's* why I said 'yes' this time.
Sorry Gentleman I can't be serious all the time !
The moral of the story is whenever a man lies it is
for an honourable and useful reason
see....we're not so bad after allllllll !!
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Wonderful !!!
I am proud of your collection JOYce... Keep Positing...
Aman
Thanx a lot for UR appriciation. But i have a problem to do so. Coz there is no such parameter to evaluate my (or anyonez else) posting, wheather how good or bad they R. I found most of the community only want to feel the sea from shore & never take any libirty to put their efforts in between. Even most of them cant post thier felling bout the postings. Then how can u expect good litrature when there is no evaluation & no critisism, which is the must as per me.
SSA
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Yeh Ok?..
Another way to put is ..stress is our over-reaction to everyday life. We worry too much about everything!
Exactly, But i follow the following principle to handle things.........
KHAO PIYO KARO ANAND,
BHANDDE MANJE PARMANAND...
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Well, nice to have someone on the board from Ludhiana..
But, haven't you posted like the exact same stuff before as well?? :?
Yeah But someone pointout me that was not the proper place to do so that is why i M here again. Hey M I the single one from Ludhiana/Chandigarh as U mentioned. Please let me know.
Thanx
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Salutations,
Yes, a question, where have we go wrong. U has raised a good question my dear fellow Lady. As per my approach this is nothing but the all the power of duplication which coz leads our society (no matter it belongs to Sikhism or Muslim), nowhere but to only a well which hasn’t any water of Moral values & self esteem.
It is not only Mehndi or not only Karva-Chauth in duplications question, but it is all from a new dress upto a new Merc-Benz, from diamond ring for engagement up to a very expensive marriage ceremony. It all belongs to the power of duplication. We can’t blame our children to have such reaction from them coz we encourage them to do so. Where we wrong is only the lack of moral values in ourselves, which R must required to prevent such practices and we can’t expect all those to nourish from the children. But if we really expect such values from our children then we have to adapt them in our behavior. It is not our book-wounding which coz or lead us to do so.
It is a in Human Psycology that all our children/fellows/disciples (sometime even our friends & elders) follows only our action and not our words.
Thanx
Joyce
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Friends here i m posting a small but must required changes which is becoming the neccessaty to change our socity upto the level of worth living. As per great managemnet thinkers if we only change ourselves then we did the most of our part to help sociaty upto that level to improve sociaty for worth living. Check what U & me can do in OURz share...
" It is never the ACTIVITY of RASCALS that destroys a
society, but always the INACTIVITY of the GOOD PEOPLE
that does it. "
" IF INJUSTICE is happening to your neighbour and you
can SLEEP, WAIT for your turn. You are NEXT. "
" If a citizen does not OPPOSE injustice and CRIME,
then he is encouraging it. "
" Hands that serve HUMANITY are a lot better than lips
that talk of DIVINITY. "
" We are SUFFERING because citizens have GIVEN and
TAKEN VOTES based on CASTE/ RELIGION and not
PRINCIPLES. "
" Today's PROBLEMS are the results of yesterday's
SHORT SIGHTED SOLUTIONS. "
" Citizens & nations reveal their CHARACTER by the way
they treat their ELDERLY and the DISABLED. "
" People who vote for bad LEADERS, are not TRUSTING
them, but TRADING with them. "
" We have to PROTECT not only what we have inherited,
but what we are leaving for our CHILDREN. "
" Good leaders SERVE THE NATION, bad leaders make the
NATION SERVE THEM. "
" If JUSTICE is worth having - it's worth FIGHTING
for. "
" Those who we would not trust as GUARDIANS of our
children - why do we make them guardians of our
NATION? "
" A society that cannot protect the RESPECT and
DIGNITY of its WOMEN and CHILDREN has no right to
exist. "
" Where LAWLESSNESS becomes the law, HONEST CITIZENS
become cheats, crooks and dacoits. "
" A Society becomes VIOLENT where EXPLOITATION is the
essence of EXISTENCE. "
" More than CHARITY - what is desired today is
JUSTICE. "
" A nation suffers when POPULAR OPINIONS become more
important than VALUES & JUSTICE. "
" A society is in DANGER when those who have never
learned to OBEY are given the right to COMMAND. "
" Citizens who value their PRIVILEGES over principles,
end up LOSING both. "
" It is CRUELTY to the INNOCENT when the GUILTY go
UNPUNISHED. "
" Under pressure, PREFERENCES become weak whereas
CONVICTIONS become even STRONGER. "
" Unjust GOVERNANCE is organised EXPLOITATION. "
" Those who give up FREEDOM to purchase temporary
SAFETY deserve neither freedom nor safety. "
" Educating the MIND without moral creates a MANIAC in
society. "
" Unprincipled ALLIANCES keep recycling old TRASH and
discourage fresh TALENT. "
" Bad leaders take MONEY from the rich, VOTE from the
poor, promising to protect one from the other. "
" Anyone who PROFITS from CRIME is a part of it. No
crime is VICTIMLESS. "
" UNJUST nations invite their own PAIN and FREEDOM
cannot prevail in a CORRUPT society. "
" WEAK people can never be SINCERE - COWARDS can never
practice MORALITY. "
TOLERANCE beyond the point of absurdity is not a
VIRTUE but COWARDICE. "
" A Society depends more on its citizens' CHARACTER
than their INTELLIGENCE. "
" Future LEADS the willing and DRAGS the unwilling. "
" CORRUPT governance neither lets its citizen LIVE
with DIGNITY nor DIE with DIGNITY. "
" To a DEVIOUS person, a CROOKED path looks straight.
" The INFLUENTIAL get the BAIL, REST get the JAIL. "
" GOOD people PRAY for others, while RASCALS PREY on
others. "
" TERRORISM is a SIN and ACCEPTANCE of it is a bigger
sin. "
" Lack of JUSTICE makes citizens lose respect for the
LAW. "
" OPPORTUNISTS say, "Whatever LITTLE BIT I can do, I
will do." CONCERNED citizens say, "Whatever the NATION
takes to do, I will do.
" India is not the first country with PROBLEMS, but is
amongst the first few not coming up with SOLUTIONS. "
from the Pen Point of a great management thinker 'SHIV KHERA'
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Hello Friends,
I dont know i how to intro.. myself to u, anyhow i m trying....
This is Jaswant 24 an MCA doing my MBAz, basically from Ludhiana, The Iron City.
I have different taste of interests, a few of them R....
I Love Speed, no matter that is of man or of machine.
I Love high tech Gadgets & Devices and movies.
I have a lot of friends & all R have some dynamic qualities(I hope U'll be the next in my list....waiting)
I Love to have my own Rules & Regulations for life.
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Hey ask personally for more......
Regards.
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Hello Friends here are some hard facts bout some countries which ensurely increase UR GK have a reading on these ones....
Facts about countries
Facts about America:
* Americans eat 45000 burgers per minute.
* Tomato Ketchup was once used as medicine in the
United States. Was
sold as "Dr.Miles Compound Extract of Tomato".
Facts about South America:
* Amazon, a gigantic system of rivers and forests,
supplies 1/5th of the
world's oxygen. Now that's the reason why these
forests should be
conserved.
* La paz, the capital city of Bolivia, is the world's
highest
city(3600m).
* Brazil is the only country to have played in every
World Cup Soccer
Tornament.
Facts about India:
* The largest employer in the world is the Indian
Railways, employing
over one million people.
* "Shankar's International Doll Museum" has one of the
largest collections of costume dolls in the world.
Each doll is handcrafted.
* Over 800 full-length feature films are produced
every year in 14 languages. This amounts to more than2 films being produced every day.
Facts about Italy:
* Vatican City is the smallest city in the world. And
the only country
within a country.
* Leonardo Da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa on a piece
of pinewood in
1506.
* The youngest Pope was 11 years old.
* Napolean was not born in France. He was born in a
small island named
Corsica. But he was born on the day when France gained
control over
Corsica from Italy. So he was born in France.
Confused??
* Leonardo da Vinci invented the scissors.
Facts about France:
* The world's first landing field for UFOs was
installed in Ares, France
on 15th August 1976.
* The actual height of the Eiffel Tower is 984 feet.
But it grows by 6
inches in summer, as metal expands. And shrinks back
to normal in the
winter, as metal contracts.
* All good things come to an end....but so fast?? King
Louis XIX ruled
France for a total of fifteen minutes.
Facts about England:
* Big Ben is actually the name of the largest bell
inside the clock
tower, and not the clock.
* In England in 1880s, "pants" was considered to be a
dirty word.
* The tower of London has served as a fortress, a
prison, a place of
worship, an arsenal, the Royal Mint, the original
London zoo, the Royal
Armories, the Record office, and as the residence of
kings and queens.
* The Buckingham Palace, home to the Royal family, has
602 rooms.
Facts about Australia:
* The Aborigines were the first to migrate to
Australia from Asia about
40,000 years ago.
* A male Kangaroo is called a "boomer", and a female
kangaroo is called
a "flyer".
* McDonalds Olympic Restaurants served nearly 1.5
million sandwiches,
188 tonnes of Potatoes and 12000 kilos of lettuce to
athletes, coaches,
officials and spectators during the Sydney Olympics
2000.
Facts about New Zealand:
* One of the hills in the North Island, New Zealand is
named
"TAUMATAWHAKATANGIHANGAKOAUAUOTAMATEATURIPUKAKAPIKLIMAUNGAHORONUKUPOKAIWH
ENU
AKITANATAHU." (PHEW!)
* The Kea Bird lives in New Zealand and likes to eat
the rubber around
the car windows.
* Kiwis, found only in the New Zealand, have whiskers
for feeling in the
dark.
Facts about Middle East:
* Camel is the ship of the desert. But if you were to
shave a camel, it
would die in the desert.
* Experts believe that we have already used 1/3rd of
the world's supply
of petrol. And it will be totally exhausted by 2050.
* Perfumes, an integral part of the Arabs, are
traditionally classified
in three types: Attar, Bukhoor and Wax Sachet.
* The Arabian Stallion is the oldest pure-bred horse
in the world. The
most famous Arab horses are known as the "Bedouin
Arabs".
* The Iranians were among the first carpet-weavers.
Facts about China:
* In the underground city in China, there are
factories, warehouses,
shops, hotels, theatres, roller skating rinks and
clinics. The only
thing u do not get is sunshine.
* The Great Wall of China is 1500 miles long and can
be seen from outer
space.
* The tooth brush was invented in China in 1498.
Facts about Africa:
* A Hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 ft
tall child
inside. Nothing to worry, though....they are
herbivorous!
* The animals believe that the white colour means
"Danger" or "Caution".
So when on an African Safari, its advisable not to
wear white, as it may
scare away animals.
Facts about North Pole:
* Penguin is the only BIRD that can swim, but not fly.
* Did u always think that the Polar Bear's fur is
white? Well, u were
wrong! Its actually clear. It appears white because it
reflects the
sunlight.
* The word Eskimo means "eater of raw flesh".
* There are more than 100 words for "ice" in the
language of the
Eskimos.
* For a cool summer vacation, check in at "The Ice
Hotel" in Swedish
Lapland. This hotel is a large Igloo. and includes a
restaurant, a
cinema and a wedding chappel.
* An average iceberg weighs 20,000,000 tonnes.
Facts about Egypt:
* To look more attractive, the Egyptian women invented
the "Lip-stick".
* 2 million stone blocks were used to build a pyramid.
And each weighed more than a school bus.
* Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone.
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stress (str s): A mentally or emotionally disruptive or upsetting condition occurring in response to adverse external influences and capable of affecting physical health, usually characterized by increased heart rate, a rise in blood pressure, muscular tension, irritability, and depression. (phew!)
How to Relieve Stress
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point
a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
Gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle
sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
Hard Kim.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd
time this week!!!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going
to have to let one of you go."
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Sometimes fortune lead to u there u never expect in such way..... don't belive then read on ................
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen
shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some
kind of wire running
from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending
to jolt him away
from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy
plank of wood,
breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he
had been happily
listening to his Walkman.
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Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the
cruelty of sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly,
all two thousand
pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence,
stampeding madly
The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.
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Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough
postage on a letter
bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on
it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was
blown to bits..
Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a
burned-out section
of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest
fire. The
deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete
with scuba tanks
on his back, flippers, and face mask.
A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from
burns, but from
massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a
positive
identification. Investigators then set about to
determine how a fully
clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.
It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man
went diving off
the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire
fighters, seeking to
control the fire as quickly as possible, had called in
a fleet of
helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was
dipped from the
ocean and emptied at the site of the forest fire.
You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like
Flipper in the
Pacific, the next, he was doing the breast stroke in a
fire dip bucket
300 feet in the air. Some days it just doesn't pay to
get out of bed.
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A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his
wife nearby in
the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle
accidentally
slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the
handlebars, was
dragged along as it burst through the glass patio
doors.
His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find
her husband cut
and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio
door. She called
for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a
fairly large hill,
went down the several flights of stairs to meet the
paramedics and
escort them to her husband.
While the attendants were loading her husband, the
wife managed to
right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also
quickly blotted up
the spilled gasoline with some paper towels and tossed
them into the
toilet.
After being treated and released, the man returned
home, looked at the
shattered patio door and the damage done to his
motorcycle. He went
into the bathroom and consoled himself with a
cigarette while attending
to his business. About to stand, he flipped the butt
between his legs.
The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud
explosion and her
husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom
floor with his
trousers blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs
and groin, she once
again phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew
was dispatched.
As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to
the ambulance they
asked the wife how he had come to burn himself. She
told them. They
started laughing so hard, one slipped, the stretcher
and dumping the
husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs,
breaking his arm.
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The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the
Exxon Valdez oil
spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony,
two of the most
expensively saved animals were being released back
into the wild amid
cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in
full view, a
killer whale ate them both.
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Hope your day is better than this!
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FAITH
An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on, “The problem science has with Krishna”. He asks one of his new students to stand and.....
Professor: You are a Hare Krishna devotee, aren't you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Prof: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Prof: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student: Yes.
Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to Krishna to heal him. Most of us
would attempt to help others who are ill. But Krishna didn't. How is this Krishna good then? Hmm?
(The student is silent.)
Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start Again, young fellow. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From...God...
Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Prof: So who created evil?
(The student does not answer.)
Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in
the world, don't they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Prof: So, who created them?
(The student has no answer.)
Prof: Tell me, son. Do you believe in Krishna?
Student: Yes, professor, I do.
Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around
you. Have you ever seen Krishna?
Student : No, sir.
Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your Krishna?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Have you ever felt your Krishna, tasted your Krishna, smelt your Krishna? Have
you ever had any sensory perception of Krishna or God for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your Krishna
doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.
Student: No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat,
a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called Cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student: What about darkness, professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have
low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light.....But if you have no light
constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is Life and then
there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, professor. Do you teach tour students
that they evolved from a monkey?
Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot
even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class is in uproar.)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt it, touched or
smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face Unfathomable.)
Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student: That is it sir. The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things moving & alive.
Love All Serve All .......Be Happy Always.
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HUMAN RELATIONSHIP (JOYCE-4)
A boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. They were a
loving couple and the boy was the apple of their eyes.
One morning, the husband saw a medicine bottle open. As he was late
for work, he asked the wife to cap the bottle and keep it in the
cupboard. The mother, who was preoccupied in the kitchen, totally
forgot the matter.
The boy playfully went to the medicine bottle and, fascinated with its
color, drank it all. It happened to be a poisonous medicine meant for
adults in small dosages. When the child showed signs of poisoning,
the mother took him to the hospital, where he died.
The mother was stunned. She was too terrified to face her husband.
When the distraught father came to the hospital and saw the dead
child, he looked at his wife and uttered just four words.
QUESTIONS :
1. What were the four words ?
2. What is the implication of this story ?
Check with the answers only after you have tried to come up with your
own.
Please scroll down ...........
ANSWERS:
The husband just said " I Love You Darling ."
The husband's totally unexpected reaction is proactive behavior.
He is indeed a genius in human relationships.
The child is dead.
He can never be brought back to life. There is no point in finding
fault with the mother. She had also lost her only child. What she
needed at that moment was consolation and sympathy from the husband.
That is what he gave her. If everyone can look at life with this kind
of perspective, there would be much fewer problems in the world.
"A journey of a thousand miles, begins with a single step."
Take off all your unforgiveness, fear, envies, jealousies and
selfishness, AND you will find things are actually not so difficult as
you think.
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Salutations Gentelman,
I think Khalaism dont reuired a place to be uploud.
COZ
Khalaism is a Revolution,
Khalaism is a Stream,
Khalaism is a Ardass,
Khalaism is a Dedication,
Khalaism is a Supreme Spirit,
Khalaism is a Holy Felling,
Khalaism is a path shower,
Khalaism is a process (to purify every aspect of Khalsa),
COZ
Khalaism is a not a mission,
Khalaism is a not a destination,
Khalaism is a not a one time job,
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Khalsaism dont required a place to flourish. It must be in the hearts & minds of people not on to a piece of Land.
So .... Make UR opinion bywise....
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" Become a good role model. Set a good example by your
behavior. "
" Wise people learn from their mistakes but wiser
people learn from others
mistakes."
" Making a mistake is not the end of the world but
repeating it certainly can
be."
" Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today
is a gift, thats why we
call it the present."
" People don't care how much you know, they want to
know how much you care."
" It's never too late to show kindness."
" Laugh with people not at them."
" Money becomes a blessing or a curse by the way we
use or abuse it."
" Don't gossip. People who gossip with you also gossip
about you."
" It is better to be alone than in bad company."
" Jealous people: Their own problems don't bother them
as much as other people's
successes bother them."
" Give sincere appreciation to others. Don't flatter.
Appreciation comes from
the heart, flattering comes from the mouth."
" Make your parents proud and give a great heritage of
values to your children."
" Pick your mentors and role models carefully as they
can lead or mislead you."
" Never look for a job. Always look for a career."
" Don't try to buy friendship. Stay away from the
people who do that."
" Take initiative. Don't wait for things to happen.
Make them happen."
" Personalities without principles make life
miserable."
" Judge a persons character not only by how they make
a living but also how they
spend it."
" Choose your advisors based on values and not on
convenience."
" Learn to be nice to people. It is nice to be
important but it is more important to be nice."
" Learn to express your opinions but don't talk back
to others. Learn the art of disagreeing without being
disagreeable."
" Become labeled as trustworthy and a person of
integrity, because our credibility affects our
profitability not
only in money but also in goodwill."
" Choose your friends carefully. We reveal our
character not only by the company we keep but also by
the company we
avoid."
" Return what you borrow on time as it builds
credibility."
" Don't cheat as it becomes a habit and habits form
character."
" Be well groomed because you never get a second
chance to create a first
impression."
" Never take anything without asking permission
because borrowing without
permission is stealing."
" Be polite, courteous and sensitive to others
feelings. It shows compassion."
" Remember you have freedom of choice but not freedom
of consequences so make
your choices carefully."
" Accept constructive criticism in a positive manner.
It only shows that the
giver cares."
" Honour is more important than Honours."
" Do the right thing for the right reason."
" Success is getting what you want, happiness is
wanting what you get."
" Do not disclose anything told in confidence."
" Be a good listener. Listening shows caring and makes
the other person feel
important."
" Practice courtesy. Don't complete the other persons
sentence."
" Don't whisper in the company of the others. It's bad
manners."
" Our actions and inactions can be hurtful to
ourselves and others."
" There is no accomplishment without activity.
However, all activity does not result in
accomplishment."
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Joyce-3 THE WRITING ON THE WALL
A weary mother returned from the store, Lugging groceries through the kitchen door. Awaiting her arrival was her young son, Anxious to say what his brother had done.
"While I was out playing and Dad was on a call, Tommy took his crayons and wrote on the wall!
It's on the new paper you hung in the den. I told him you'd be mad to have to do it again!"
She let out a moan and furrowed her brow, "Where is your little brother right now?"
She put down the food and with a purposeful stride, She marched to his closet where he had gone to hide.
She called his full name as she entered his room. He trembled with fear - he knew that meant doom!
For the next ten minutes, she ranted and raved About the wallpaper, and how she had saved,
And all of the work it would take to repair, What a bad boy he was and how he didn't care.
The more she scolded, the madder she got, Then she stomped from his room, completely distraught.
She stomped into the den to confirm her fears. When she saw the wall, her eyes flooded with tears.
The message in crayon pierced her soul with a dart. It said, "I Love Mommy," surrounded by a heart.
Well, she left the wallpaper just as she found it, With an empty picture frame hung to surround it.
A reminder to her, and indeed to all, To take time to read the writing on the wall.
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Joyce-2 A GOOD FRIEND
In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in high
esteem. One day an acquaintance met the great philosopher and said, "Do you
know what I just heard about your friend?"
"Hold on a minute," Socrates replied. "Before telling me anything I'd
like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter Test."
"Triple filter?"
"That's right," Socrates continued. "Before you talk to me about my
friend, it might be a good idea to take a moment and filter what you're going to say. That's why I call it the triple filter test.
The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what
you are about to tell me is true?"
"No," the man said, "actually I just heard about it and..."
"All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know if it's true or
not. Now let's try the second filter, the filter of goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my friend something good?"
"No, on the contrary..."
"So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something bad about
him, but you're not certain it's true. You may still pass the test though,
because there's one filter left: the filter of usefulness. Is what you want
to tell me about my friend going to be useful to me?"
"No, not really."
"Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell me is neither
true nor good nor even useful, why tell it to me at all?
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Hello Friends,
This is Jaswant. I m going to start a new series in which i'll post a few stories periodically. I expect the same from u. If u cant do that at least have a reading on them & put UR comments. I hope u'll help me to refine my collection & real purpose of this series to motivate youth.
Thankx & JOY(ce)
MEASURE OF CHARACTER
When William McKinley was President of the United States, he had to make a decision about the appointment of an ambassador to a foreign country. Two candidates were equally qualified.
While McKinley was still a Congressman, he had observed an inconsiderate action by one of the men. He recalled boarding a streetcar at the rush hour and getting the last vacant seat. Soon an elderly woman got on, carrying a heavy clothesbasket. No one got up to offer her a seat, so she walked the length of the car and stood in the aisle, hardly able to keep her balance as the vehicle swayed from side to side.
One of the men McKinley was later to consider for ambassador was sitting next to where the woman was standing. Instead of getting up and helping her, he deliberately shifted his newspaper so it would look like he hadn't seen her. When McKinley noticed this, he walked down the aisle, graciously took her basket, and offered her his seat.
The man was unaware that anyone was watching, but that one little act of selfishness would later deprive him of perhaps the crowning honor of his lifetime.
"The measure of a person's character is what he would do if he thought he would never be found out."
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Nice Inspiring Story Indeed... but are you sure that this story was narrated by your friend... :roll:
Thanx for compliment. My dear friend, friendship(or any other relation) has only a single stone of foundation what we call TRUST. I hadnt any gadget to check that is she saying a true or lie to me. I have trust in her & see a shine of turth. That is why i narrate it without any hesitation. I hope u'll not mind my words.
Regards
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Hello Friends,
I dont know i how to intro.. myself to u, anyhow i m trying....
This is Jaswant 24 an MCA doing my MBAz, basically from Ludhiana, The Iron City.
I have different taste of interests, a few of them R....
I Love Speed, no matter that is of man or of machine.
I Love high Gadgets & Devices.
I have a lot of friends & all R have some dynamic qualities(I hope U'll be the next in my list....waiting)
I Love to have my own Rules & Regulations for life.
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Hey ask personally for more......
Regards.
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Hello friends,
I dont know how to intro myself, anyhow i m trying ..........
This is Jaswant 24, an MCA doing my MTech. basically from Ludhiana, The Iron City.
I have a different taste of interests.
I love speed, no matter of man or of machine.
Loves High tech gadgets.
Love to make my own Rules & Regulations.
Love to have a lot of but dynamic friend(s).
Do U want to be one of them.
Waiting...................
It will definitely help you if you are a public speaker....
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Try reading these Toungue Twisters occassionally...your talking skills, clarity will increase....
Peter bought a butter, The butter Peter bought was bitter.
So Peter bought a better butter, To make the bitter butter better.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Betty Botter had some butter, "But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter-that would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter,
And she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.
A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.
The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
Pope Sixtus VI's six texts.
She sells sea shells by the seashore. The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore, I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised.
Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink."
Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets. Sam's shop stocks short spotted socks.
A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let's fly!"
Said the fly, "Let's flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?
Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.
A bitter biting bittern Bit a better brother bittern,
And the bitter better bittern Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten, By the better bitten bittern, Said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, a lack!"
Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw!
The boot black bought the black boot back.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a
woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
We surely shall see the sun shine soon.
Which witch wished which wicked wish?