Beast

ie he was just a fat slob who couldn't stop eating

nah. he was just a big momma jamma.

I like the bit at weddings where mr commitee banda waffles for 20mins....and then finally addresses his main point: £££ (or $$$ for you yanks)

there were some good replies on the other forum as well.....the main one being that SGGS is taken to the hall out of convenience, not out of wanting to cleanse the hotel!

LOL

Keep em coming! I especially like the smoking and the heroin references. Was that ur mate's bro's girl's husband's niece's binman who told u that?!

Bless ur cotton socks

use brain beast.. assuming that u have one

yeh i made a typo big deal...

awww....bless! Now u made me shy!

^ just some of the replies from another forum.

again, to people like the original poster....what about Akhand Paths? these are often held in a person's house over a WEEKEND (not just a couple of hours) followed by *shock* alcohol and meat!

If these people want to go around saving the world, surely that is the first point of call?

I agree with what you are saying pheena. We've somehow changed roles with the Guru and think that WE need to protect the Guru, when in reality it is the Guru who protects us. If we do not take the Guru Granth Sahib Ji to a physical place that serves (or served) alcohol, we're protecting Guruji's respect. So... in that sense, we've limited the Guruji's respect into a confined building. We've started to believe that the Guru is only important inside a Gurdwara and outside of a Gurdwara we can do whatever we want.

Bhul chuk maaf.

WHy is it that the opposite affect is taken from this? Do we not realize that to recite the Bani of the Guru in an environment filled with bad vibration can actually cleanse people and the surroundings regardless if they are aware of it or not.

A Saint himself travels to the Sinful to save them, to show them the right of the way. Why should we stop the Guru from reaching those who are ill and only keep the Guru confined to one place where we think it is safe. Instead expect the ill to come to the Guru. Guru Nanak walked far beyond anyone to help humanity rise from their sickness. Yet we do not even allow that message to reach few miles because it is filled with Alchole.

Is such the strength Guru Sahib has that Guru ji cannot even protect himself from the bad vibrations? How can the Guru be susceptible to bad vibrations? He is the redemmer of such vibrations. The Guru exists everywhere, even in Pubs, even in alchole, what will you do to that Guru that is everpresent? Is that Guru being disrespected? You recite Waheguru in a place filled with Illness of Maya, what do you think will happen to that place? Why can we not see the Goodness in such an act? Creating an Oasis of Praise of Naam in the middle of Maya can have only one effect and it is not disrespect for the Guru is beyond both Praise and Disrespect, the Guru is the embodiment of Naam, the words, the bani itself is the light of Akaal...how can it be suceptible to disrespect? Those that are to take advantage of the Guru will do so, those that won't will not.

Before anyone begins to assume, this does not mean i promote Alchole in the presence of the Guru. This is specific to taking the Guru to a place where bad vibrations are already present? Instead of being negative, let us see the positiveness that will occur in such a place.

Perhaps i am being wishful to think that such people exist who can actually see the goodness in such an act, that people actually go to the Guru to listen to the message to know what it has to say so such transformation can occur.....but then again perhaps i don't know what i am talking about.

Again the more i think about this, the more it is becoming obvious that indeed the Disrepect is far greater than the faith in Guru Sahib becoming a light in the midst of darkness.

I don't mean to be disrespectful, my thoughts are open to change, nor are they final in this matter. If i am wrong or mistaken in my thoughts then please by all means rectify them.

2:30p.m ..... flippin heck! u sure u ain't done another daft typo there casper?

does the cow die when you milk it

Sikhs dont eat meat coz its made of all 5 elements and holds you back spiritually, milk isnt.

its not held me back spiritually - I've just printed off some Sant-style business cards of myself. People (well, females actually) will be flocking to my dera (known as the studfarm) 8)

soooo....will all those nangs with their goats and wellies be there?

ur related to a chicken?

beasty number plate is gonna cost me £2000 - any sponsers???

That had wicked choeography....pure jokes!

awwww.....bless, very nice pic!

(ur daughter....not you!)

perrrrlonker

ach

tung

isn't that on the Strand....opposite King's College (where a Beast once roamed!)

cool

loser.

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I tried to reply - but got caught by me boss!

Very nice, all you need now is a Beast in the background. 8)

only when referring to the many scores of females on the farm who enjoy the company of other females. and the beast. 8)

the world is my stud farm (in a non-gay sense)

u have to learn to spell competition incorrectly first. It's the n30 way of doing this.