Shu Shu

Have a good laugh at yourself first and few large masu (s) of Sake!!!! Kowtow to the Buddha as low as your back allows. I prefer to prostrate flat on the floor and ask for forgiveness and mercy! Do some Sumo manouvers, intimidate the Zen Master with your Samurai sword a few times so he won't strike you with his stick, when he catches you dozing off while meditationing, Zen style! Take along with you the most absurd koans to test your Zen Master's knowledge, test him. Irritate him as much as you can with persistent questioning. Find ways to be as difficult as possible so you get thrown out of the Zen meditation group or even the community! Roll out your Sushi mat and roll some Sushi. Don't forget to share it with your fellow Zen meditationers! I don't know what do you to prepare for Zen sitting! Why don't you enlighten us elusive, enlightened gavenv?

Oh me, oh my! Have you tried memorising your PWs and UNs by rote like you did your English alphabets for English and your times tables for Math , clever clogs? And the term 'Capitalist' is not applied to someone who uses capital letters for words, in case you didn't know, hehe. You need to train your dogs properly, they are not suppose to be spoilt like some spoilt children. Love them but teach them discipline too, so they don't chew your papers or books! I think they do it deliberately so to stop you going on this forum because they feel left out! Teach them how to participate too, if they can handle it. Dogs are very clever animals, they can be taught to use the Internet just like everyone else.

That's why we must do good karams.

Knights Templars, which group did they belong to? Any ideas?

Love keeps your heart soft whereas hate is very damaging!