guv

btw, as a side point, I dont know of that many men who can continue to fight effectively and win when hit in the groin, unless:

...

c) they happen to be a female

:shock: :shock: :?

sarbloh kachera can be bought, pm me if u want one. lol

can i get a titanium one? :wink:

oops

i heard it was the other way around... singhs fought at night... that's where the whole singhs come alive at 12 joke comes from.

then again i could be wrong.

Why take it over the pm N3O (and pm with whom)?

U can't tell me the post was that bad!!!

Oh well, who cares. It was a crap riddle anyway.

i think it was because it had the word 'n*ked' in it... & as everyone knows nak*d is a perverted word. :roll:

i agree, but not every1 are saddo's like you and i who read every post. lol

u read all the posts too... admit it... you're a saddo too!! :shock:

then my work here is done!

I'm Admin and I'm a kuri

i think admin are being sexist. there's guys & girls on the admin team, but no third genders. that's y u should make mugermach an admin.

guv

president, mugermach for admin campaign

Gone to Garbage Land. Stick to the humor and Not perverted humor.

there was no perverted humour in any of the posts :? ... unless u read them with a really weird messed up perverted mind!! :twisted:

Please take it over the pm!

How can you ignore sant baba thakur singh ji maharapursh bachan

:?:

stupid damn exams, im going to end up graduating in 2007 :shock:

stupid exams, and they always put them in summer, damn england never sees any good weather until the damn exams and then the edcuation system janta decide to put the damn flippin exams in may june and july, just cos they aint got lives, flippin exams people. damn damn damn damn damn cant say sh*t cos you get (admin cut) (admin cut) ARG. damn admin cut, i mean exams. arg.

btw

good luck to every on their exams. Hope non of u suffer from exam stress. lol

if it's any consolation, i'll be on a few holidays (coast of spain, brazil & argentina, india, then canada) soaking in the sun & relaxing while u've got exams. hope that makes u feel better!

hmmm... rupy, seems like u've heard this one before... don't worry, i'll find a harder puzzle for u!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

but i suppose some congratulations are in order!

& mugermach... how many bloody times are u gonna post up the same link?!? it's funny the first time, but not the 50th!! :roll:

but i guess u cud argue that they dont burn at the same speed.

exactly... since they are thicker & thinner in places.

lol, good point... so, can i phone a freind?

no, but u can ask the audience!

buy yourself a watch and click the start button on the stop clock mode.

perhaps i didn't make it clear when i said...

You have no other means of telling time

nb. that includes a watch!

here's another puzzle for everyone... i must admit it did take me a while to figure this one out... around 10 minutes or so.

There are 2 non-identical strings. If you light one of the strings at its end, it will take exactly one hour for it to finish burning completely. The strings will not burn evenly - they are thicker in some places, thinner in others (but not in the same places). For example, the strings may not be half consumed exactly 30 minutes from lighting at one end. You have no other means of telling time, and you want to know when exactly 45 minutes have passed. All that you have is a lighter and these 2 strings. What is the most accurate method you can use, given these conditions?

whos wedding am i gate crashing?

yours... but i don't think anyone will mind... that is except the bride!!

u tit, i cant even use the edit button now. lol

mua hahahahahaha!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

i might be going in aug, change ur month, come in aug.

can't... got a wedding to go to in september... u change your month & gate crash the wedding.

people from canada, stop reading now...

thats a good way of getting some1 to let u stay at their house.

yep they def gonna let u stay now.

i think u convinced them now.

TO people, give guv a home. sponser a guv today.

don't worry singh, people from canada are stupid. i'm sure they'll all let me stay over. & if you're from canada & you're reading this, it just goes to show, people from canada can't be trusted either!! :twisted:

cos i cant be asked.

that's such a freshy pindoo way of saying i can't be arsed!! reminds me of school days when all the kids said 'axe' instead of 'ask' & a sentence just wasn't complete without the ubiquitous 'INIT'!

damn freaky people from toronto... you're all a bunch of weirdos! i think toronto should be put under quarantine, i hear there's a large outbreak of canadapindooitis there.

ps. i might be coming toronto in september!! anyone wanna let me stay over?

lol

now you've totally lost me!... what was the topic about again?

lol... (though i'm still not sure i'm laughing at the same thing as u!)

it all becomes clear now... dodgy paathis are the reason we do parkarma.

either not enough put in, or too much.....

dare i ask what you're talking about...? :?

what does it mean - manifestations upon meeting a mahatma? who is a mahatma? are they qualities present in a mahatma or virtues that are imbued within someone when in the presence of a mahatma? or are they qualities that one needs to reach parmatma?

jt, what do samkhya, vaayu & mudran vigyan mean?

don't just rely on your logic guv, push yourself, go beyond what your mind is telling you...all you have done is find the answer to the question, but have you found the question that will lead you to answer...hmmmmmmmm

thanks for bursting the bubble... i was soo chuffed that i'd solved it! :cry:

truth and lies are two ends of the same stick....hmmmmmmm

what if they are the same end of different sticks???.... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

can the truth be told? hmmmmmmm

yes

who is telling who? hmmmmmm

i am telling u

once you have pondered upon these gems and jewels of wisdom, you will truely clock it my friend

whilst pondering i have realised that there is an alternate solution to the problem. i had assumed that the couple were wife & husband. what if the husband was not on the island & his wife was there with another man. in which case if the husband was not on the island, he would not have to be either a sole truth teller or liar. hence he could have told his wife that he was a liar & she would be telling the truth.

ps u spelt truly wrong... therefore i am right & u are wrong. i rest my case!