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  1. Do anyboy or these sites have some formulae for Hair Care. One of my friend is badly worry about her hairs. Is there someody can help her. :roll:
  2. POWER OF REALM A well known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20 bill. In the rooPm of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this. "He proceeded to crumple the dollar bill up. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. "Well," he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe crumpled and dirty. "Now who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. "My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you should never lose your value in your own eyes. Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still priceless.
  3. Always keep your head up but keep your nose at a friendly level. Author unknown
  4. Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Thrice is enemy action.
  5. BE THANKFUL Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire. If you did, what would there be to look forward to? Be thankful when you don't know something, for it gives you the opportunity to learn. Be thankful for the difficult times. During those times you grow. Be thankful for your limitations, because they give you opportunities for improvement. Be thankful for each new challenge, because it will build your strength and character. Be thankful for your mistakes. They will teach you valuable lessons. Be thankful when you're tired and weary, because it means you've made a difference. It's easy to be thankful for the good things. A life of rich fulfillment comes to those who are also thankful for the setbacks. Gratitude can turn a negative into a positive. Find a way to be thankful for your troubles, and they can become your blessings.
  6. SSA MS514, ist of all me not sahib. So please dont this word again. Anyway there is no doubt his statments was violant . But there is nothing in Shri Guru Granth Sahib (as much i know )mentioned that we (sikhs) have any need to be consider any guy/gal saying him/her as the 11th Guru coz we already clear Hukamnama from SGGS that Guru Maniyo Granth aND ONE MORE THINK I NEVER TRY TO defend anybody if him/her found guilty So dont go that way please. I hope ....................
  7. A Factual Myth Really Great 8) GR888888888888888888888888 Story Kaur1699 Hope to hear more from u Joyce
  8. Cause Change The status quo may be comforting, but for there to be growth, there must be change. Since you seek growth, you must seek change. You must see yourself and your environment not only as it is, but also as it could and should be. Yo u seek the changes necessary to reach the better you so that you can play your part in making a better world. First, you change yourself. Can you change your day and spend more time with your family? Can you change your standard lunch routine and take a walk? Can you change your drive home and stop at a nursing home for twenty min-utes and see someone who may have few visitors? Can you change your off i c e habits and find the time to make five more phone calls? What are the possible consequences of not changing? Realize that many people don’t make plans because they don’t want to risk any change. Doing little with your life is much easier and safer than taking risks, but then you will be a small person. Instead, seek the changes which will allow you to be all that you can be..
  9. There is always some goodness in every situation; all you have to do is look for it.
  10. DONT TRY TO BE SHAANE(oversmart K) 7 Engineers and 7 Doctors were going from PUNE to Mumbai. So they both gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority. Scene 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) So 7 engineers take only 1 Ticket amongst them and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets.. Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come...... When TC arrives, All 7 Engineers get in one toilet SO when TC knocks , one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes away.... NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct train to PUNE so they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE so SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) Doctors decide, "this time we will prove that we too are equally SHAANE"....All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket amongst them Engineers don't buy any ticket at all!!!!!..TC arrives....ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in engg Bathroom...TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined........ ----------------------------------------- SO now both the group on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their move for last chance.. they board the local to Pune. This time doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick. ALL Doctors take 1 tickets...Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time... SO TC Comes.. All Engineers show their tickets..... Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL........... :wink:
  11. Friends I had read the comments of all of U regarding him(Achariya Rajneesh) . Here i want to know u all i had read a few books of him. As much as i know him by his writing skills he is belived to be as a men of logic who drove things by the nature. No doubt some of his articles are always be in focus or was the reason for negetive influence(like AFTER DEATH which coz lead to some bout 420 students to have suicide to feel the experince 'n' joys which we will feel after the death) on the sociaty, but there is nothing like objectionable in such my reading from him. I hope U 'll give me if u know some bout. Might possible he has written some non acceptable views but if then if somebody have some reference I ask to those my friends to share such references with the forum. So that the people like me will know more about the thinking of that guy bout SIKHISM. Joyce
  12. Romantic, Popular, or Brainy? WHICH ARE YOU? PEEPS! THIS IS THE ULTIMATE TEST! GRAB A PIECE OF PAPER AND A PEN AND NUMBER IT 1 - 10! HERE'S THE TEST! 1. Pick your favorite color out of the following: Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Purple 2. Pick your favorite animal out of the following: Cat Dog Fish Snake Parrot Mouse 3. Pick your desired honeymoon spot: Hawaii New York East Africa Spain Montana 4. Pick your favorite instrument: Violin Piano Electric Guitar Drums 5. Pick your favorite soft drink: Dr. Pepper Sprite Coca Cola, Pepsi, Mountain Dew. 6. Name A. Person Of The Opposite Sex... 7. Name A. Person Of The Same Sex... 8. The Time Now... 9. Your Age 10. You don't have to write it down, but make a WISH and then scroll down! ** HERE ARE THE ANSWERS! 1. Red - Adventurous Orange - Fun Yellow - Sweet Green - Wacky Blue - Romantic Purple - Mysterious 2. Cat - Feminine Dog - Loving Fish - Boring Snake - Boyish Parrot - Annoying Mouse - Brainy 3. Hawaii - Romantic New York - Busy East Africa - Curious Spain - Mysterious Montana - Country Girl/Boy 4. Violin - Intellectual Piano - Popular Electric Guitar - Wacky Drums - Wild 5. Dr. Pepper - Popular Sprite - Wacky Coca Cola - Wild Pepsi - Fun Mountain Dew - Athletic 6. That person will have a crush on you after you send this! 7. That person will become your enemy if you don't send this! 8. How long you have to send this! (Ex: 5:15 = 5 hours 15 minutes) 9. How many peeps you have to send this to! 10. That will come true if you do #9 in the amount of time #8 says! Frieky :wink:
  13. Troubles, like a washing machine, twist us and knock us around, but in the end we come out brighter and better than before.
  14. COZABLE NATURE I want to ask u a favour i think u owe me that i want my love returned i want it back. you walked away with all my love you took away my herat you gathered what was left of me then tore my life apart though i regret that it's over i know it has to end but do have to be strangae. why can't we, still be friends???? i thought people were wrong i thought i knew u well, but you turned out to be someone else it's true that only time will tell.... if u have decided that's really over and you have decided that u don't care so be it , i ll let u go but don't u ever come back.... don't you dare before i walk away from all this before i tell myself were really though just here me out for the last time Why did you leave I need to know dont you love me dont you care anymore did I done something wrong did I hurt you that bad that you have to do this to me And make me so bad what makes me so sad what makes me so upset Is that fact I dont even now the reason why you left you broke my herat you caused me so much pain In my life you left a satin A dead rose is all you have left A broken heart A few burnt letters An end to a beautiful start You think of dreams, On which you ponder, Which have no meaning, When you wonder. Characters are seen, But some are unknown, Awaken the mind as it is shown. Soft and kind, Pleasant, not true, Do not wake up, Because they are not true. Dreams that play in your mind, Are only for your tender kind.
  15. Dont worry friends I dont think he can be treated against Human Right. One more think he is now an International Imprisonar. The whole world is looking for it so there is no possibilities that he will be ill treated. Anyway here is a Top Ten Ways Saddam Hussein Can Improve His Image 10. Three words: adopt a kitty. 9. Join the cast of MTV's The Real World: Baghdad. 8. Instead of using terrorism to get his way, trysaying "please." 7. Auction off his mustache on QVC. 6. Start marketing adorable Tickle Me Saddam doll. 5. Replace military beret with one of those hats withtwo beer cans attached to it. 4. Star in a new situation comedy Dharma and Gregand Saddam. 3. Do one of those cute milk mustache ads. 2. Deliver military orders with a sock puppet --pretend he's the crazy one. 1. Change last name to Hus-Seinfeld. :wink: 4 more TOP TEN SADDAM articles http://www.sikhawareness.com/sikhawareness...t=2642&start=60
  16. Thief Meets Thief A thief stole a horse and went to the market to sell it. One customer asked the price of the horse. The thief asked him," How much will you give?" The customer said, "I can give four hundred rupees for it". The thief didn't know that the customer was also a thief. The customer thought that this horse was stolen. So he asked him that he would like to try the horse before he could buy it. He agreed to let him try. The customer took the horse and run away without paying. When people asked him for how much he sold the horse, he would say," At the same price what I got it for. "He had stolen the horse therefore it went without any price".
  17. There is nothing in the world that love can’t conquer.
  18. FACT #1 WHAT'S AIMED AT VENUS BUT REACHES MARS? This may sound familiar, if you have felt burdened with the task of flawless management at work and at home which means, taking your boardroom with equal magnitude which also means that the women in you has to squeeze the chores of 48 hours in 24 hours. The day demands you to be superwoman. Which you do only to crack up under pressure. So when do you "no" and treat yourself as human? Would require a messiah to show you the way. Thank God. Famine makes sure you don't go nuts. It also makes sure that the message reaches the male fraternity. Perfect target, then.
  19. FAMILY I ran into a stranger as he passed by. "Oh excuse me please" was my reply. He said, "Please excuse me too; I wasn't watching for you." We were very polite, this stranger and I. We went on our way and we said good-bye. But at home a different story is told, how we treat our loved ones, young and old. Later that day, cooking the evening meal, my son stood beside me very still. When I turned, I nearly knocked him down. "Move out of the way," I aid with a frown. He walked away, his little heart broken. I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken. While I lay awake in bed, God's still small voice came to me and said, "While dealing with a stranger, common courtesy you use, but the children you love, you seem to abuse. Go look on the kitchen floor, you'll find some flowers there by the door." "Those are the flowers he brought for you. He picked them himself; pink yellow and blue. He stood very quietly not to spoil the surprise, and you never saw the tears that filled his little eyes." By this time, I felt very small, and now my tears began to fall. I quietly went and knelt by his bed; "Wake up, little one, wake up," I said. "Are these the flowers you picked for me?" He smiled, "I found 'em out by the tree." "I picked 'em because they're pretty like you. I knew you'd like 'em, especially the blue." I said, "Son, I'm very sorry for the way I acted today; I shouldn't have yelled at you that way." He said, "Oh, Mom, that's okay. I love you anyway. I said, "Son, I love you too, and I do like the flowers, especially the blue." Are you aware that if we died tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family we left behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our own family, an unwise investment indeed, don't you think? So what is behind the story? Do you know what the word FAMILY means? FAMILY = (F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER, (I), (L)OVE, (Y)OU
  20. JOYce

    Mars

    SOME FACTS MARS will appear AS BIG AS THE MOON! FIRST TIME IN AT LEAST 5,000 YEARS! Never again in your lifetime will the Red Planet be so spectacular! This month and next, Earth is catching up with Mars, an encounter that will culminate in the closest approach between the two planets in recorded history. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Due to the way Jupiter's gravity tugs on Mars and perturbs its orbit, astronomers can only be certain that Mars has not come this close to Earth in the last 5,000 years but it may be as long as 60,000 years. On August 27, Mars will come within 34,649,589 miles and will be (next to the moon) the brightest object in the night sky. It will attain a magnitude of - 2.9 and will appear 25.11 arc seconds wide. At a modest 75-power magnification Mars will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. Mars will be easy to spot. At the beginning of August, Mars will rise in the east at 10 p.m. and reach its azimuth at about 3 a.m.But by the end of August when the two planets are closest, Mars will rise at nightfall and reach its highest point in the sky at 12:30 a.m.That's pretty convenient when it comes to seeing something that no human has seen in recorded history. So mark your calendar at the beginning of Augustto see Mars grow progressively brighter and brighter throughout the month. Share with your friends, children and grandchildren. No one alive today will ever see this again!
  21. BE LIKE A PENCIL The Pencil Maker took the pencil aside, just before putting him into the box. "There are 5 things you need to know," he told the pencil, "Before I send you out into the world. Always remember them and never forget, and you will become the best pencil you can be." "One: You will be able to do many great things, but only if you allow yourself to be held in Someone's hand." "Two: You will experience a painful sharpening from time to time, but you'll need it to become a better pencil." "Three: You will be able to correct any mistakes you might make." "Four: The most important part of you will always be what's inside." "And Five: On every surface you are used on, you must leave your mark. No matter what the condition, you must continue to write." The pencil understood and promised to remember, and went into the box with purpose in its heart. _______________ ‹› _______________ Now replacing the place of the pencil with you. Always remember them and never forget, and you will become the best person you can be. One: You will be able to do many great things, but only if you allow yourself to be held in God's hand. And allow other human beings to access you for the many gifts you possess. Two: You will experience a painful sharpening from time to time, by going through various problems, but you'll need it to become a stronger person. Three: You will be able to correct any mistakes you might make. Four: The most important part of you will always be what's on the inside. And Five: On every surface you walk through, you must leave your mark. No matter what the situation, you must continue to do your duties.
  22. Before you judge another, think of your own last mistake.
  23. IF and WHEN by Catherine Pulsifer IF and WHEN were friends. Every week they met and had lunch. Their conversation usually centered on all the things they were going to achieve. They both had many dreams and they loved to talk about them. This particular Saturday when they met, WHEN sensed that IF was not in a great mood. As usual they sat at the table reserved for them and ordered their lunch. Once they placed their order, WHEN questioned IF. "IF what is wrong with you? You don't seem your usual cheery self?" IF looked at WHEN and replied, "I'm not sure, I just don't feel like I am making any progress. This last week I saw a course I wanted to take if only I had the time to take it." WHEN knew exactly how IF felt. "Yeah," replied WHEN, "I too saw a course and I am going to register when I get enough money together." WHEN then said, "well what about that new job you were going to apply for. You were so excited about it last week, did you apply?" IF responded, "If my computer didn't break down last week, I would have applied. But, my computer is not working, so I could not type my resume." "Don't worry about it IF, when you are ready another job will come through. I have been thinking about looking for another job also, but I will wait and when the weather gets nicer I will look then." WHEN then went on to tell IF about his week, hoping that it would cheer him up a bit. The man at the next table couldn't help overhear WHEN and IF. They both were talking about when this and if that, finally he couldn't take it anymore. "Excuse me gentlemen," the man said. IF and WHEN both looked at the man and wondered what he wanted. The man continued, "I'm sorry, but I couldn't help hearing your conversation. I think I know how you could solve your problems." IF smiled and thought, how could a complete stranger know how to solve all of their problems. If only he knew. When he realized the challenges they faced there was no way he could solve their problems! Curious, IF asked the gentleman, "How do you think you can solve our problems?" The gentleman smiled and said, "You only need listen to yourselves. It reminds me of an old proverb: 'If and When were planted, and Nothing grew'." IF and WHEN looked puzzled. The gentleman smiled and said, "Start counting how many times you use the words 'if' and 'when'. Rather than thinking 'if and when', start doing, take action, stop talking about 'if and when'." IF and WHEN both looked surprised, and suddenly realized that what the gentleman had said was so true. Both of them were guilty of thinking, acting and living their life for the "ifs and whens". The gentleman left and IF and WHEN's conversation changed. They made a pact that when they met for lunch next week, there would be no "ifs and whens"; they would only talk about what they accomplished!
  24. "Would you sell both your eyes for a million dollars…or your two legs…or your hands…or your hearing? Add up what you do have, and you'll find you won't sell them for all the gold in the world. The best things in life are yours, if you can appreciate them." A Life Worth Saving A man risked his life by swimming through the treacherous riptide to save a youngster being swept out to sea. After the child recovered from the harrowing experience, he said to the man, "Thank you for saving my life. The man looked into the little boy's eyes and said, "That's okay, kid. Just make sure your life was worth saving."
  25. If something seems far too big for you to cope with, maybe it’s because meant to share the load with someone else.
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