HSD1 Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 A brahmin, a guji and a bihari are all walking through the old country(i.e. punjab) and stop at a sikh's house to see if they could sleep there for the night. "Well," said the jatt, "All I got for you is the barn." The three travellers all agreed that the barn was fine, and the jatt showed them the way. A few minutes later there is a knock at the jatt's door. It was the brahmin. He said, "I am very sorry for being a hindu - but there is a cow in the barn and it is strictly forbidden for me to sleep in the barn with a cow. Besides, it smells like shit out there." "Oh, fine, you can sleep in the damn house!" said the jatt. A few minutes later there is another knock at the door. This time it's the guji. He said, "Sir, and you expect me, a muslim, to sleep in the same barn as a pig? A dirty, disgusting, filthy swine (the jatt gets a little confused as to whether the guji is talking about himself or the pig) ? Besides, it smells like shit out there." "Fine, fine, you can sleep in the damn house, just stop bitching!" A few minutes later there is another knock at the door. "I swear to god if it's that damn bhaiya I am going to whip his backside, because I'll be damned if I let him sleep in my house!" The jatt opened the door and it was the pig and the cow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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