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Beast

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  1. ie he was just a fat slob who couldn't stop eating
  2. I like the bit at weddings where mr commitee banda waffles for 20mins....and then finally addresses his main point: £££ (or $$$ for you yanks)
  3. there were some good replies on the other forum as well.....the main one being that SGGS is taken to the hall out of convenience, not out of wanting to cleanse the hotel!
  4. LOL Keep em coming! I especially like the smoking and the heroin references. Was that ur mate's bro's girl's husband's niece's binman who told u that?! Bless ur cotton socks
  5. ^ just some of the replies from another forum.
  6. 2:30p.m ..... flippin heck! u sure u ain't done another daft typo there casper?
  7. its not held me back spiritually - I've just printed off some Sant-style business cards of myself. People (well, females actually) will be flocking to my dera (known as the studfarm) 8)
  8. soooo....will all those nangs with their goats and wellies be there?
  9. beasty number plate is gonna cost me £2000 - any sponsers???
  10. That had wicked choeography....pure jokes!
  11. awwww.....bless, very nice pic! (ur daughter....not you!)
  12. isn't that on the Strand....opposite King's College (where a Beast once roamed!)
  13. I tried to reply - but got caught by me boss! Very nice, all you need now is a Beast in the background. 8)
  14. only when referring to the many scores of females on the farm who enjoy the company of other females. and the beast. 8)
  15. the world is my stud farm (in a non-gay sense)
  16. u have to learn to spell competition incorrectly first. It's the n30 way of doing this.
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