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For those who have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those who have children of this age, this is NOT funny. For those who have children nearing this age, this is warning. For those who have not yet had children, you decide.

• A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep

• If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

• A 3 year old's voice is louder than 200 adults in the crowded restaurant.

• If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 lbs. Boy wearing batman underwear and superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint all over four walls of 20 by 20 foot room.

• You should not throw baseball up when the ceiling fan is on.

• When using the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times, before you get a hit.

• A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

• The glass in the windows, does not stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

• When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Oh-oh", its already too late.

• Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

• A six year old can start a fire even on an overcast day.

• Certain LEGOs will pass through the digestive tract of a 4 year old.

• Play dough and microwave should never be used in the same sentence.

• No matter how much Jell-o you put in the swimming pool, you still can't walk on water. Pool filters do not like Jell-o.

• Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

• Marbles in the gas tank make lot of noise when driving.

• You probably do not want to know what that odor is, always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.

• The fire department in certain parts of USA has 5 minute response time.

• The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy, it will however makes cats dizzy.

• Cats throw up twice their body weight when they are dizzy


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