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    IT'S HARD TO BE A TEACHER AT TIMES...
     
    Teacher: ''Construct a sentence using the word "sugar''
    Pupil: ''I drank tea this morning.''
    Teacher: ''Where is the word sugar.''
    Pupil: ''It is already in the tea..!!''
    😂😂😂😂😂😂
    TEACHER: Our topic for today is  Photosynthesis. 
    TEACHER : What is photosynthesis class?
    Student: Photosynthesis is our topic today.
     
    Not Easy to be a Teacher  !!!!!
    TEACHER : John is climbing a tree to pick some
    mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
    Student : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you...
     
    TEACHER : What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
    Student: We don't call them, they come on their own...
     
    TEACHER : Name the nation people hate most
    Student: Exami-nation...
     
    TEACHER : How can we keep our school clean?
    Student: By staying at home...
     
    TEACHER : One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
    Student: Future impossible tense...
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    A Priest, A Minister, A Mullah And A Bear
     
    A priest, a minister, and a mullah want to see who’s best at his job. So each one goes into the woods, finds a bear, and attempts to convert it.
    Later, they all get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first Communion.”
    “I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy Word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”
    They both look down at the mullah, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast.
    “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”
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    Men will be men ... on banking rules
    It was 5 in the evening, the bank was almost closed.
    All of a sudden, the branch manager received a call from a lady.
    In a sweet voice she said-sir I urgently need RS 10.000 . I will reach your bank in 10 minutes. Could you please wait for me?
    Her voice was so captivating that the manager could not say no. He instructed his cashier to keep the cash ready. The cashier obeyed his boss with great reluctance.
    After a while a lady with the ugliest face, and  ahuge tummy and uncommon figure came in and presented the cheque to cash the money.
    The branch manager was taken aback, as he was expecting a cute lady. He inmediately told the lady that they hada lraedy closed the cash for the day and she should come the next day.
    The cashier was so furious, so he told the manager that if his intention was not to pay, why he made him to sit till so late...
    And the BM told him, I wanted to help her, but it is the universal  rule of banking that....if words and figures don´t match, payment will be declined .....
    hahahaha.....
     
     
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    A mother-in-law explaining work to her newly wed Daughter-in-law.

    "I am Home Minister as well as Finance Minister of this house,
    your Father-in-law is the Foriegn Minister,
    my Son, I mean your husband runs the Ministry of Demand and Supply,
    and, my daughter runs Planning Developement Ministry.
    Now you tell me which Ministry would you like to run?"

    Daughter-in-law instantly replied with a smile, :
    "Dear mother-in-law, I'll be the leader of OPPOSITION..."

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    HOSPITAL : Maternity ward
     
     
    Hospital me,nurse: mubarak ho, aapke ghar me beta paida hua hae
     
    Santa: Wahe guru, kya technology hae...
    Biwi yaha hospital me,
    aur beta ghar me paida hua hae....
     
     
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    Question of maths


    Santa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya"..

    Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8..

    Agle din kendi 6+2=8..

    fir kendi 4+4=8

    ullu di pathi, khud confusd hai mainu ki padaeygi..????????
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    Powder


    Salesman: Sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya?

    Santa: " Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!
    Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!

    Salesman Fainted ??????????
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    New Math

    A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission.

    He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.”

    In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, “Now that’s subtraction.”

    Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation.

    And both together smiled and said, “That’s multiplication.”

    Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision.

    He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, “That’s long division!”
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    Women Won’t Play Football Not Coz They Aren’t Gud At It….

    “ Women wont play football not coz they aren’t gud at it..

    But coz its against their ego to b dressed up exactly like 10 other women in front of 10,000 people..
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    Commanded By Wife

    God comes and says, “I want the men to make two lines.

    One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women.

    Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter.”

    With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines.

    The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.

    God got mad and said, “You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates.

    Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?”

    And the man replied, “I don’t know, my wife told me to stand here.”
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    The Power of Woman

    There were 11 people – ten men and one woman – hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter.

    They all decided that one person should get off, because if they didn’t, the rope would break and everyone would die.

    No one could decide who should go, so finally, the woman gave a really touching speech saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving in to men, and not receiving anything in return.

    When she finished speaking, all the men started clapping.
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    Filling in a school form ....

    A child was fiiling in a school form:

    child: Dad !

    father: yes son?

    child: they are asking for mother tongue

    father : write, a very long and sharp one....
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    FUNNY INTERVIEW



    Officer : What Is Your Name ?

    Candidate : M P. Sir

    Officer : Tell Me Properly

    Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir

    Officer : Your Father’s Name ?

    Candidate : M P. Sir

    Officer : What Does That Mean ?

    Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir

    Officer : Your Native Place

    Candidate : M P. Sir

    Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?

    Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir

    Officer : What Is Your Qualification?

    Candidate : M P. Sir

    Officer : (Angrily) What Is It ?

    Candidate : Metric Pass

    Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?

    Candidate : M P. Sir

    Officer : And What Does That Mean ?

    Candidate : Money Problem Sir

    Officer : Describe Your Personality

    Candidate : M P. Sir

    Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly

    Candidate : Mind-blowing Personality Sir

    Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You

    May Go

    Now

    Candidate : M P. Sir

    Officer : What Is It Now

    Candidate : My Performance….?

    Officer : Mp !!!

    Candidate : What Is That Sir..?

    Officer : Mentally Puncture.. ….
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    Aadmi : Bhaiya Mere Bal Chhote Chhote Kardo..
    Hajam : Kitne Chhote Karne Hain ..?
    Aadmi : Utne Chhote Kardo Ke Biwi Ke Hathon Mein Na Aa Sake..!


    Pappu India Gate Pe Chilla Raha Tha...
    "Prime Minister Nikamma Hai'
    'Prime Minister Nikamma Hai'..
    Police Wale Ne Usey Peetna Shuru Kar Diya Aur Bola Chal Thane PM Ka Mazak Karta Hai...
    Pappu : Mein To England Ke PM Ko Bol Raha Tha...
    Police Ne 2 Aur Thappad Lagaye Aur Bola.."Bewkoof Banata Hai, Kya Hame Nahi Pata Kaun
    Sa PM Nikamma Hai..!


    Apna Baccha Roye..To Dil Mein Dard Hota Hai.
    Aur Dusre Ka Roye..To Sar Mein...
    Apni Biwi Roye ..To Sir Mein Dard Hota Hai...
    Aur Dusre Ki Roye To Dil Mein..!


    Ek American Jodi Ko 'Kaala' Baacha Huwa..
    Mard Gussa Huwa..Aur Biwi Se Pucha..'Yeh Kaala Kyoo?'
    Biwi Ne Jawab Diya.." Tum Garam..Mein Bhi Garam..Baacha Jal Gaya..!'


    Bhagwan : Tumhare Pratna Suni..Aab Kya Chate Ho..?
    Ladka : Ek Khubsoorat Ladki...
    Bhagwan : Aagar Islam Dharam Maante Ho..To 'Katrina' Dunga..
    Agar Hindu Ko Maante Ho..To 'Kareena'
    Agar Sikh Ko..To 'Anushka'
    Agar Christan Ko.. To 'Genelia'
    Aab Batao..'Naam Kya Hai..?
    Ladka : Abdul Vijay Singh Fernandes..
    Bhagwan : Naarad Se..'Mayawati' De Do Saale Ko..
    Banda Jyada Smart Ban Raha Hai..!

    Court Mein Case Chal Raha Tha...Case Ki Sunwai Shuru Hone Lagi To Wakeel Utha Aur
    Judge Se Bola....
    Wakeel : My Lord, Kanoon Ki Kitaab Ke Page Number 15 Ke Mutabiq Mere Muvakeel Ko
    Baizzat Bari Kiya Jaye...
    Judge : Kitab Pesh Ki Jayea...
    Kitaab Pesh Ki Gayi...
    Judge Ne Page Number 15 Khola To Usmein 1000 Ke 10 Note The...
    Judge : Muskurate Hue..Bahut Khoob..Is Tarha Ke 5 Saboot Aur Pesh Kiye Jaye..!


    Bacha Ne Bhagwan Se Prathna Ki.."Mujhe Ek Cycle Dila Do.."
    Do Din Intazar Tak Kuch Nahi Huwa..
    Aakhir Bache Ne Mandhir Se Ganeshji Ka Putla Chura Liya...
    Phir Shankarji Ko Ek Kath Likha.."Agar Apna Bacha Chaiyea To Cycle Lakar Mandir Aajaana..!"


    A Woman Was Kidnapped...
    The Kidnapper Cut Off Her Finger And Sent It To Her Husband, Demanding Money
    Husband Replied : I Want More Proof “Zuban Bhejo"

    Ek Aurat Kabar Par Baithi Thi...
    Musafir Ne Pucha.."Tumhe Daar Nahi Lagta"?
    Aurt : kyu Ji..? Isme Darne Wali Kya Baat Hai. Andar Garmi Lag Rahi Thi To Baahar Aa Gai..!


    Traffic Police Vs. Pappu....
    Police Ne Pappu Ko Roka Aur Pucha.. "Aapna Driving License Dikahau"
    Pappu : Nahi Hai..
    Police : Kya License Banvaya Hai Ya Nahi..?
    Pappu : Nahi.
    Police : Kyon?
    Pappu : Banwane Gaya Tha, Woh Voter ID Card Mangte Hain, Aur Woh Mere Paas Nahi Hai..
    Police : To Voter ID Card Banwale..
    Pappu : Banwane Gaya Tha, Woh Ration Card Mangte Hain, Woh Mere Paas Nahi Hai..
    Police : Toh Fir Ration Card Banwale..
    Pappu : Gaya Tha, Woh Bank Ki Paasbook Mangte Hain, Woh Mere Paas Nahi Hai..
    Police : To Phir Isme Kya Hai, Bank Main Account Khulwale Mere Baap..
    Pappu : Bank Bhi Gaya Tha Saab, Lekin Woh Driving License Mangte Hai..!


    Kya Ajeeb Iffataq Hai..
    Apna Baccha Roye..To Dil Mein Dard Hota Hai..
    Dusre Ka Roye To Sir Mein.
    Apni Biwi Roye To Sir Mein Dard Hota Hai..
    Dusre Ki Roye..To Dil Mein..!


    College Wali Masaledar Hoti Hai..
    Office Wali Feeki..
    Ghar Wali Mein Taste Nahi Aati,
    Aur Mast To Sirf Hotel Wali Hoti Hai,
    Kis Soch Mein Par Gaye Dooston..
    Main To CHAI Ki Baat Kar Raha Hoon..!.


    Tata Ko Ab NANO Ke Do Bade Nuks Samajh Aaye Hai...
    Ek To Usme Garbawati Aurat Ghus Nahi Sakti...
    Doosra,Usme Aurat Garbawati Ho Nahi Sakti..!


    Ek Aadmi Ne Bus Conductor Se Pucha : Aap Kitne Ghante Bus Mein Rehte Ho..?
    Conductor : 24 Ghante..
    Aadmi : Wo Kaise..?
    Conductor : 8 Ghante City Bus Mein, Baaki 16 Ghante Biwi Ke “BASME” !


    Ek Aadmi Ne Face Book Par Likha...Suhaag Raat Hai Ghunghat Udha Raha Hoon Mai..
    After Few Minutes
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    Log Kehte Hain Ki Pyar Itna Bhi Mat Karo Ki Girlfriend Sar Par Sawar Ho Jaye,
    Hum Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Itna Karo, Ki Girlfriend Ki Saheli Bhi Apke Saath Faraar Ho Yaye..!

    Sometimes Things Sound More Romantic In Hindi..Like
    'Mai Kho Gaya Hoon Tumhare Pyaar Mein..Aab Tum Bhi Kho Jao'.
    In English..
    "I 'm Lost In Your Love...Now You Also GET LOST."
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    I love you

    Teacher: Batao "I love you" ka avishkar kis desh main hua?

    Student: China main, Sir

    Teacher: woh kaise?

    Student: Ismein saree chinese qualities hain
    Na koee guarantee, na koee warranty
    Chaley, ta chand tak
    Na chaley, ta shaam tak!!!!
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    SOME  HUSBAND WIFE JOKES
     

     
     

     
     
     

     
     
     

     
     
     

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    Murdering English
                   

     From  Administrative  Deptt.    
    Bengaluru in 1996 :  As my mother-in-law has expired and I m the only one responsible for it, Please grant me 10 days leave.
     Maharashtra in 2005:
    "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,
    please sanction me one-week leave."
    _________
     Jharkhand in 2000 
    From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
    As I want to cut my son's head  in Gaya, please leave me for two days..
    _________
    Leave Application from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding in Hyderabad in 1996 :
    As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..
    _________
     From another Administration Dept,Gujarat in 2007:
    An employee applied for half-day leave as follows:
    "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o'clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
    _________
     Another leave application found in Bihar in the year 2005
    I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday for me.
    _________
    A leave application to a Principal in Jamshedpur in 2006:
    "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache and the headache is paining, Please grant me one day leave
    ____________
    Leave application found in Kolkata in 2014:
    "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
    ____________
     Another seen on the cover note while applying for a job in 1999:
    "Dear Sir, with reference to the above employment circular number, Please refer to my bottom.
    ___________
    Another funny Letter found in Bhubaneswar in 2016:
    "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.
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    Once a HR was travelling by train from Delhi to Mumbai!
    When the train started, He was traveling alone in the AC-I coupe.
    Some time later, a Beautiful lady came and sat in the opposite berth!
    HR was pleasantly Happy🙂
    The lady kept smiling at him...
    This made him even more Happy☺
    Then she went and sat next to him....
    he was bubbling with Joy😊😍🤗
    She then leant towards him and whispered in his ear...
    "Hand over all your cash, cards and mobile phone to me , else I will shout loudly and tell everybody that you are  harassing and misbehaving with me"
    The HR stared blankly at her 🙄
    He took out a paper and a pen from his bag and wrote " I am sorry, I can not hear or speak... Please write on this paper whatever you want to say"
    The lady wrote everything what she said earlier and gave it to him!
    HR took her note, kept it nicely in his pocket...
    He got up and told her in clear tones..."
    Now shout & scream !!
    Moral of the story : "DOCUMENTATION IS VERY IMPORTANT IN HR"
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    harsharan000 reacted to samurai2 in Ex policeman John Wedger exposes how the police protect pedophile rings   
    The thing is... i wanted to see if people really understand 'grooming', hence why i asked how and why do girls for these guys.
    Jageera i think your points are valid but at the same time i think that is more accurate around apnea kuriya who admin cut about.. they do tend to go for non sikhs and they just want to get smashed.. fair enough i haven't got time for those bimbos who really act in ways, not necessarily for the enjoyment of the act(drinking, tatoos, sex etc) but just to get away from the lavel of the conservative good girls apnea are seen by non asians...
    Going back to groomin, i feel people do say its the girls fault as she was horny and dumb enough to get herself involved with a tondah in the first place. I feel people say this as its a good response to give if you do not want to get involved in helping out, almost as if to say 'well its her fault but id be more than happy to helf if she was innocent'- bollocks, that comes from people who are weak and avoid tackling an issue which is big.
    Im not going to lie, i am in no way shape or form involved anymore, ive not only seen the destruction it causes the victims family but also the destruction of lives of those soormeh who have 'helped out'....so i have so much respect for those sher who carry on helping out...the panth needs unity and direction especially when tackling this issue- 
    Going back to 'grooming', first thing peolple need to understand is what grooming actually is. 
    Sorry to say but most girls are not so pretty who get less attention from boys compared to the more attractive girls. Not only do these girls crave a bit of attention they cont belive their lucky stars when one does shower then with compliments.
    Remember also that girls as young as 11 are targeted. Blackmailed drugged up raped at the age of 13/14/15... just put yourself in their shoes...
    More importantly when approached by these savages understand their mental state....
    So ive just brushed on things in regards to the girls situation.
    Now lets flip it to these sulleh.. they are organized gangs who set out to get a sikh girl. They get off at a girl being sikh, even though they target other races/religions too...now we cannot say they are just lustfull being(which they admin cut are), they make a conscious decision to not.do that to a fellow musalmani....
    On top of that their dharam is a dusht dharam. They can lie to convert, rape at times of war etc heir tapp is to not merge with allah but to go heaven and shag virgins.. think about their mental state.. To undertsand the islamic religion people need to really look into the haddiths. 
    The thing is i do feel very soon they goona admin cut with the wrong girl and its gonna kick off hard on a mass scale ( just my opinion, not waiting for it to happen or anythi g..lol)
    I would also quickly touch on the fact that these girls do not come from a dharmic background. the state of the mind is so fucked people go from one extreme to the other. As soon as someone shows a little interest in sikhi/simran etc they get pressured by non kamia phudu amritdharis, that they need to keep kesh take amrit give up meat and eggs... at the same time those initial seekers think 'admin cut that' and go totally on a narak vasi jeevan...so its a mad one at the moment..
    I know i have brushed on many things briefly, but you need to do your won research in this.fuked up crime.. ive only touched up on sikh girls as thats who we are and have a direct link with but as mentioned in above video its a fucked up crime circling with big boys aswell..
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    Simran, the doorway to His abode .
    Part  2-2
    Whenever we are doing something and get stained, on our face , hands, or any other part of our body, we do hurry and try to remove it  by washing  it away.
    What about if we are stained and those stains are not visible, or we are not consciouss about?  The answer could well be that one may not do anything, yet that does not imply we are clean; it is only that we are not aware of them....
    So when Guru Sahiban, throught the  Bani, when they point us, to do His Simran, in order to get cleansed and purified,  for the purpose of our union and merging in Him as the last step of that sacred process called Simran, why do we still fail in doing so? 
    Maybe, we are not convinced of their sat bachans, there is still shankaa in us, or we just take it lightly, and prefer to do other things as real bhakti, for that is what we believe is right or even could say practical or convenient for us.
    And we could well spend quite a few hours even in doing those practices, and in the end have a high feeling of such as  :  Yeah, today I have done something and getting nearer to my goal.
    We have read in Sukhmani Sahib, where Guru Jee tells us : Prabh ka Simran man kee mael jaae.  And throughout the  Bani, Nam simran, is the only way to wash our sins, and reveal the Shabad or the Anhad Naad within us.
    The thing is, as said above, we all carry  countless number of karmas,  being gathered since we left our abode of Sach Khand, and still adding more into our karmic account, so naturally the number never diminishes.
    So when Guru Jee tells us to His Simran as means of real Bhakti, above all other futile practices, there is total gyan  in it, total rationality in their words.
    They have stated many times, Nam or Shabad is the only Truth, and this Nam is the only power to sudue the mind and wash all our impurities.
    But the thing is,as  we see nothing, we feel nothing so we do not feel doing what Guru Jee tells us to do indeed.
    Nam is within us, and if we have to defeat the mind, if we have to subdue the mind, if we have to wash all our karmas .... naturally we have to take the mind within us.
    And this can only happen, if we close th nine portals of our body through which the mind constantly 24/7, keeps running outside in the mayavee creation, for it knows, that it is the only way to keep trapped the jeev atma in the perishable creation, it does not want to loose its control over the soul, so it keeps pushing us against the words of Guru Jee, for it knows that, if the soul faithfully and implictly follows  Guru Jee´s instructions of  Nam Simran, the mind´s death is sure, and thus the soul will regain its freedom and return its True Home.
    So when Guru Jee, tells us to only do  Nam simran or meditate on Nam, that is because they know, that by doing so, we recollet the scattered mind from the nine apertures of the body and bring it to the forehead eye center, where we oblige it to drink the Amrit of Nam, which is the only weapon to kill the mind. For there, we rub it against the Nam simran.
    And the more we rub it(means more and more simran), the more we shall get purified. We must bear in mind, all our karmas are subtle and stored in the mental plane.
    So unless we rub that dirty/maleen mind  of ours against Nam, how the hell can we ever get purified? 
    The answer obvoiusly is : never ever.  No matter, how many million and one other things we may do.
    We may bathe in the so called sacred waters, we may recite, we may fast, we may keep silent, we may do idolatry, we may go to pilgrimages, we may offer prayers to gods, goddesses, devis, devtays....etc ....etc ....etc
    The thing is, by doing so, our minds, our attention, remains outside.... and as said, while Naam is within; so  good people, how can we ever get purified, if the mind never gets in touch with the Naam, by remaing outside through the senses/karam indriya, gyan indriya.
    This is the reason why Guru Jee says: awar kaaj tere kitay na kaam, mil Sadh Sangat, bhaj kewal Naam. (Aath paer aradhiyeh, saas saas simroh Gobind, an din japoh Naam, oothat baethat sowat jagaat ... Naam japna only, as seen in the Bani)
    Then too, Naam simran has another remakable benefit. For as we know through Anand Sahib, Guru Jee says: Naam jiskay man vaseeya, vajeh Shabad ganere.
    This means, when we establish the simran of Nam in our chits, our minds, we get purified, thus our spiritual eyes are opened to see the  akhoot Jot of Waheguru, and  the wax of our sins is removed  and we start hearing the  Gobind gajaay Shabad vaajeh,  Dhun or Naad.
    That is why Guru Jee stresses the importance of Naam simran alone above any other practices; for it is Naam simran alone, which purifies us from all our sins, liberates us from the clutches of mind/maya/kaal, and reunites us with Waheguru Akal purukh, our Origin.
    It does not matter at all, if we feel we are doing something or not by engaging ourselves in Naam simran, or that our mind keeps distracting us with one thing or other....nothing at al matters much, for the amount of our karmic filth to be washed is limitless. It does not even count that if we were absorbed in Naam simran all the 24/7, for even then, that would not be suffice to get us cleansed from all our karmas.
    So in the  end, when  Waheguru sees even those our poor attempts to get nearer to Him by faithfully following His hukum as per means of Bhakti, He get so much razee, so much pleased, that He Himself comes and pulls us out, without we being even consciouss of it. By engaging ourselves in His simran, we are giving Him an excuse to shower us with His daya meher, His bakshish....
    That is the beant wadeeayee of our beloved Waheguru Akal Purukh. 
    Stay blessed.
    Sat Sree Akal.
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    harsharan000 reacted to samurai2 in Ex policeman John Wedger exposes how the police protect pedophile rings   
    That's really good and commendable at the same time. Now this material is open/available, this should really be used for speeches at uni's and gurdwareh. Cos believe it or not, the average girls/families targeted for such abuse are those who are not interested in sikhi per se, more the kaan peen nagar kirtan attending  folks..bless their cotton socks..
    This is not as easy as it sounds, which most do not get.. only because this will get out girls from prostitution (lets be real)..which is the goal i expect..its not a root cure..
    It leads the question as to why certain girls fall for the mirpuru (predominantly) pricks... drugs sex alcohol.??..
    Ive got my own bullet points, but id like to ask others, apart from dalsingh who knows his shit,... 
    Question to people on this forum, why and how do you think young sikh girls are groomed??
    To admin,
    let there be no holds barred for this topic, let it flow man..
     
     
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    harsharan000 reacted to dalsingh101 in Ex policeman John Wedger exposes how the police protect pedophile rings   
    This is eye opening. Ex Scotland Yard police man Jon Wedger (who did 27 years service) exposes how high ranking police officers and politicians derail investigations into organised pedo rings, and try and intimidate people who persist in confronting these things. 
    It's interesting to note how he mentions one of the hotbeds of such abuse being Southall, which most of us will know has a sizeable Sikh population. 
    Sadly, we still get the odd dimwitted, cowardly apna (and apnee) who resent Sikhs who have been trying to combat the long-standing phenomena of the targeted grooming of people in our own community. Often they suggest that the phenomena is exaggerated, or that confronting leads to 'community tensions' (which their cowardly nature seems to make them petrified of?).
    Well, here we seem to have an informed, experienced perspective from outside of our community. The indifference of the police, social services and political class Jon Wedger alludes to here, echoes the sentiments of many in the Sikh community who've been trying to deal with this, or who have approached the establishment for help in dealing with their own family issues in this department.
    I've only seen the first hour yet, but I'd like to salute all those people who've been trying to confront and deal with this issue (sometimes for decades) in the face of so much obfuscation by people in positions of power.
    Keep it up, and all these efforts ARE bearing fruit as awareness IS increasing, despite all the attempts to malign people and cover up. 
    Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh!
     
     
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    harsharan000 reacted to Soulfinder in Ex policeman John Wedger exposes how the police protect pedophile rings   
    Thanks for sharing veer ji. It just proves how these "high" people are involved with these dhusts.
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    harsharan000 got a reaction from Soulfinder in Awareness   
    Simran, the doorway to His abode .
    Part 1-2
     
    Have we ever asked ourselves, what is the purpose of any spiritual practices we or anybody perfoms.... Those vey practices which we have been watching different people of different religions and nationalities  perform so faithfully and diligently ....
    Most will say, we want to get nearer to the Lord, so we do so and so to become pure and wash our sins ....
    The thing is, we see so many things been done, that many get confused with so much variety as per where to look and what to do, or which one is better , then so many will try to convert others, or some will say I respect your faith but mine is better for me.
    This variety of thoughts and practices, produces fanatism, creates conflicts and hatred among  different communities, to the extent that, attrocities are commited on fellow human beings.... utter madness.
    Even among the so called believers of a same community, there are different of opinions as per what or which method to be put into practice in order to progress towards the goal.
    In summary, all that is due to agyanta or manmukhta, meanwhile,  life passes at the speed of an eyeblink, and then at the end of our life, we are lost, we have not even moved a step towards Him, for we have done everything, but when it comes to real spiritual practice,  we have done nothing, we are zero as in our begining, naturally not in the eyes  of the people, for which we maybe  some type of a "hero", a leader ....
    But, have we ever stopped to see what  Guru Jee as an authentic and valid authority in spiritual matters has to say,  for we may get emabrassed and feel a bit ashamed, if we come to know what He says in this respect.
    For example, in the following just one verse of  Guru Jee, the goal of real spirituality is revealed in simple words, without any lefts or rights... it is just amazing, the depth, the clarity, the grace, contained in Their  sat bachans.
    Here it goes, Raag Sarang Sree guru Ram Das Maharaj:
    ਹਰਿ ਰਾਮ ਬੋਲਿ ਹਰਿ ਰਾਮ ਬੋਲਿ ਸਭਿ ਪਾਪ ਗਵਾਧੂ ॥
    Har Raam Bol Har Raam Bol Sabh Paap Gavaadhhoo ||
    Chant the Name of the Lord, chant the Name of the Lord. It shall rid you of all your sins.
     
    So here Guru Jee  is saying that,  it is only by chanting/jaap/meditating on His name, that our sins can be washed.
    Once the rust of our sins are washed away, the mind looses control over the jeev atma, then the soul is totally purified,  and it speeds like a bullet shot, towards  its goal Waheguru Akal Purukh, with the acceleration of His grace at all times.
    While we humans tend to create divisions and variety at all levels, including spiritual wise,  He, says only one thing to be done and practiced as seen above in His Sat Bachan, irrespective of color, size, gender, caste, creed or nationality.... for in His Darbar, nothing of this matters at all.
    There, only  purity and faithfulness to the Sat Bachns count,  for the only purpose of merging in Him.
    Such is His mahaanta, His beant wadeeayee.
     
    At other place Guru Jee insists in His Jaap/simran/meditation until our very end. He says:
    ਭਵਜਲੁ ਜਗਤੁ ਨ ਜਾਈ ਤਰਣਾ ਜਪਿ ਹਰਿ ਹਰਿ ਪਾਰਿ ਉਤਾਰੀ ॥੧॥ ਰਹਾਉ ॥
    Bhavajal Jagath N Jaaee Tharanaa Jap Har Har Paar Outhaaree ||1|| Rehaao ||
    I cannot swim across the terrifying world ocean. But chanting the Name of the Lord, Har, Har, I am carried across across.
    Once again, He says  that chanting His Mane, one gets purified from all sins, then too, by chanting His Name of Har Har, one is carried across across.
    when one hears such sat bachans, one just gets silenced and remains speechless, and deeply abosored in them ...
    Stay blessed.
    SSA.
     
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