G.Kaur Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 Movie Name:- SHOCK... Director:- Who else??? RAMGOPAL VARMA A thrilling suspense story !!! ... Mom, Dad and Son (Hero)...... The Boy saw a girl and falls in love with her Luckily she comes to stay opp. his house !!! He proposes her Love goes on smoothly . . . . One day Mom saw her son with that girl Mom is shocked !!! . . . . INTERVAL... . . . . Mom Tells Dad. Dad ask "Who is that girl ? Son : She is “abcde”. I love her Dad and I want to marry her Dad is shocked !!! CLIMAX . . . . . Dad : Its impossible. You cannot marry her !!! Dad :"Because she is your sister" Son is shocked !!! . . . . . . And now, a twist in the story !!! . . . . . Mom "Don’t worry son, I will arrange your marriage....You are not his son ! Dad gets Shocked !! THE End The audience gets Shocked!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kdsingh80 Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 Shocked at the writer who write these type of not so funny jokes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalsingh101 Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 Well, if I ever needed conformation that my decision to avoid Bollywood films was the right one, I just got it. Thanks. Watching Bollywood lowers your IQ, haven't you heard? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kdsingh80 Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 Well, if I ever needed conformation that my decision to avoid Bollywood films was the right one, I just got it. Thanks. Watching Bollywood lowers your IQ, haven't you heard? What about Hollywood? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.Kaur Posted May 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 Relax guys, it's just one of those lame e-mails you get once in a while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kdsingh80 Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 Relax guys, it's just one of those lame e-mails you get once in a while. even after watching 100s of bollywood film my IQ is sahi salamat.I know this joke is available on net and distributed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalsingh101 Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 even after watching 100s of bollywood film my IQ is sahi salamat. Yeah, you keep telling yourself that! lol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.Kaur Posted May 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Well, if I ever needed conformation that my decision to avoid Bollywood films was the right one, I just got it. Thanks. Watching Bollywood lowers your IQ, haven't you heard? Dal, just admit you are the biggest bollywood fan on this forum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalsingh101 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Dal, just admit you are the biggest bollywood fan on this forum Of course, how could anybody resist something like this........ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwA3mFjb3rI 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.Kaur Posted May 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 (edited) Of course, how could anybody resist something like this........ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwA3mFjb3rI It better be a good one! I can't watch it right now because I'm at work saving lives. Sigh! Edited May 20, 2011 by G.Kaur 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalsingh101 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 It better be a good one! I can't watch it right now because I'm at work saving lives. Sigh! Sadi Florence Nightingale! lol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.Kaur Posted May 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Sadi Florence Nightingale! lol Lol I'm not even close. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalsingh101 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Lol I'm not even close. Are you more like the wicked witch of the east? lol One of those cold nurses? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.Kaur Posted May 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Are you more like the wicked witch of the east? lol One of those cold nurses? Cold, arrogant, cynical and egocentric describes me in a very good way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalsingh101 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Cold, arrogant, cynical and egocentric describes me in a very good way. At least you're under no illusions about it. Recognition would be the first step to try and alleviate the problem. Some people don't even get that far. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.Kaur Posted May 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 At least you're under no illusions about it. Recognition would be the first step to try and alleviate the problem. Some people don't even get that far. Why do you assume it's a problem for me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalsingh101 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Why do you assume it's a problem for me? I never assumed that it was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.Kaur Posted May 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 I never assumed that it was. You just said "At least you're under no illusions about it. Recognition would be the first step to try and alleviate the problem. Some people don't even get far." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalsingh101 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 I was talking about people who are like that and don't even know it. People whose self perception is miles off from what they actually project. In your case, you know you are a certain way, so it's not an issue. You are comfortable with it (or so it appears on the surface). In contrast there are others who are cold hearted, egotistical mofos, but who are under some strange illusion that they are in fact warm, kind, cuddly and considerate natured. These people, if (I say IF!) they wanted to 'warm up' (so to speak), would have the most difficulty because they don't even know they are ice cubes in the first place. What you said earlier is interesting because I know other girls like that, who would go into a mental red rage if anyone suggested they are that way inclined, they would vehemently deny it but you seem to just 'run with it'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.Kaur Posted May 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 I was talking about people who are like that and don't even know it. People whose self perception is miles off from what they actually project. In your case, you know you are a certain way, so it's not an issue. You are comfortable with it (or so it appears on the surface). In contrast there are others who are cold hearted, egotistical mofos, but who are under some strange illusion that they are in fact warm, kind, cuddly and considerate natured. These people, if (I say IF!) they wanted to 'warm up' (so to speak), would have the most difficulty because they don't even know they are ice cubes in the first place. What you said earlier is interesting because I know other girls like that, who would go into a mental red rage if anyone suggested they are that way inclined, they would vehemently deny it but you seem to just 'run with it'. Dal, I was joking because I'm quite bored at work on a Friday evening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalsingh101 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Dal, I was joking because I'm quite bored at work on a Friday evening. Stop winding me up!! Are you doing a late shift? A bit late to be at work isn't it? Are you good at biology? Is that why you are a nurse? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.Kaur Posted May 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Stop winding me up!! Are you doing a late shift? A bit late to be at work isn't it? Are you good at biology? Is that why you are a nurse? My evening shift is from 3pm-11pm + I haven't had Coca-Cola for a few days now so I'm like a drug addict who haven't had his drug for a few hours, haha. Are you bored since you are asking me if I'm good at biology? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalsingh101 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 My evening shift is from 3pm-11pm + I haven't had Coca-Cola for a few days now so I'm like a drug addict who haven't had his drug for a few hours, haha. Are you bored since you are asking me if I'm good at biology? No I find it fascinating that's all. It's interesting to talk about, especially in terms of how we function as humans. It can be useful health wise too. Actually, for someone who works in the health sector, you seem to like that American sweet poison in a can a bit too much!! I have sugar free stuff myself, but I know that the fake sugar in them is probably killing me in some way or another - so you can't win! Hopefully one can a day (at most) won't be too detrimental. Must be nice, sitting around on the Internet at work. Get off you backside and tour the wards! Someone may be dying or in urgent need of assistance for Gawd's sake!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.Kaur Posted May 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 No I find it fascinating that's all. It's interesting to talk about, especially in terms of how we function as humans. It can be useful health wise too. Actually, for someone who works in the health sector, you seem to like that American sweet poison in a can a bit too much!! I have sugar free stuff myself, but I know that the fake sugar in them is probably killing me in some way or another - so you can't win! Hopefully one can a day (at most) won't be too detrimental. Must be nice, sitting around on the Internet at work. Get off you backside and tour the wards! Someone may be dying or in urgent need of assistance for Gawd's sake!! I love Coca-Cola but I'm not an addict (yet!), at least that's what I'm trying to convince myself haha. Light and Zero is really crap compared to the original + the fake sugar (aspartame) turns into the exact same glucose in the body like the real sugar in the original, so there's no benefit's of zero and light. This has been the first day ever when I have been online on Sikhawareness at work, at least I'm not facebooking at work like my colleagues I like anatomy, physiology and I think diseases are quite interesting, but the most interesting question now is, what do you do for a living, Mr Dal Singh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalsingh101 Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 (edited) I love Coca-Cola but I'm not an addict (yet!), at least that's what I'm trying to convince myself haha. Light and Zero is really crap compared to the original + the fake sugar (aspartame) turns into the exact same glucose in the body like the real sugar in the original, so there's no benefit's of zero and light. This has been the first day ever when I have been online on Sikhawareness at work, at least I'm not facebooking at work like my colleagues I like anatomy, physiology and I think diseases are quite interesting, but the most interesting question now is, what do you do for a living, Mr Dal Singh? Currently inbetween jobs. Taking a long overdue sabbatical. Last job was a teacher. Am not going back into that. Will probably retrain and go into something else. Can't think of exactly what at the moment. Enjoying the (uncharacteristically pleasant) British weather right now, so frankly don't give a damn. lol Anyway, enough personal stuff! You should start a thread so we can discuss/learn about anatomy, physiology. Edited May 21, 2011 by dalsingh101 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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