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I know this gurdwara well. Whilst the sangat were on to a good thing by wanting to do their own santiya class, they should have consulted and had prior agreement from the gurdwara management. We all know you can't just walk into a gurdwara because it has an empty hall and start using it for your own purposes, even if it for a good cause. If there wasn't a overseeing management structure in place there would be chaos in the running of gurdware and everyone would be helping themselves to the facilities. Videos relating to incident have gone viral on facebook within the Sikh community locally. Personally I think it is being blown well out of proportion. Rather than addressing the core issue the group were facing i.e. not having a place to do their santiya class they are now more interested in defaming the gurdwara by showing videos of police wearing shoes outside the darbar hall and sachkhand. Yes the general sangat are supposed to leave their shoes downstairs but I guess in the case of the police an exception was made by the secretary.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2575550/The-woman-leave-body-Student-sheds-light-strange-brain-activity-involved-body-experiences.html

It is taught Sahib ji, you just got to know where to look. But yes there isn't much focus on it in the mainstream Sikhi.

If a wife wants her husband's attention, she just has to look sad & uncomfortable. And if a husband want's his wife's attention, he just had to look comfortable & happy! A married woman was asked what was her favourite book??? My husband's cheque book...

This reply is caste-ism in the truest form. When people begin to create a hierarchy of backgrounds. Dhan ho Sikho tusi dhan ho. Correct me if I'm wrong but weren't Sant Baba Nand Singh Ji (Kaleran Wale) and Sant Baba Isher Singh Ji (Rare Wale) from this family background? If I can swim down to their depths I will consider myself very blessed indeed. Differences exists in background which you can't take away. Whether this be language, way of life, habits, customs etc. But to look down upon others as inferior is just plain ego talking. We all have a long way to go. Seeing Waheguru in all is so far away if we can't even cross the barriers of caste.

Sounds like acid reflux to me. You will know when it's amrit ras coz it's very sweet indeed. Like drinking sugary water.

Jo Aadmi hamesha hasta rehta hai usko "HUS-MUKH" kehte hain. Ab sawaal yeh hai ki jiska hasna bilkul bandh ho gaya ho use kya kehenge. . . . . . . "HUS BAND"

You got it the wrong way around. On "Wahe" you inhale and pull navel in about half inch and hold then on "Guru" exhale and navel out. Don't pull navel in too much as it's supposed to be a very slight pressure on navel. Take it slow and no deep trusts otherwise your navel will start pulsating and that is not a good because it creates too much heat in the body.

Here is live recording from Sunday 23rd February 2014. http://soundcloud.com/satwant11/20140223-veer-manpreet-singh Shabads: 1) haar pariou suaamee kai dhuaarai dheejai budhh bibaekaa http://www.sikhitothemax.com/page.asp?ShabadID=2415 2) So Satgur pyara meray naal hai http://www.sikhitothemax.com/page.asp?ShabadID=2218 Liked the bachan's from Sant Baba Nand Singh Ji's biography relating to bhagti.

Great share veer.

Stop laughing!!! We are not allowed to have offensive jokes on this forum. These jokes are degrading to women! Didn't you know you are making generalising statements that all women are a pain and all married men are dukhi. These jokes were probably made up by a group of gay, sexist, men who had issues with women. They should not be put up on a forum. Stop laughing at yourself otherwise you will be called a fool amongst other names. Furthermore your family will be personally ridiculed. You have been warned! :angry: :) :D

http://youtu.be/grMEnoFYDJo

Veeray you have got some serious bir ras issues. Your firing your machine gun in all directions now.

I won't post the Khalistan jokes list just in case it leads to a war on this forum. That one is sure to make some peoples blood boil.

It is quite clear from the videos posted that the underlying motive may have been to ridicule Sikhs directly as there is certainly a large quantity of them out there. To keep targeting one particular community and telling jokes against them to make insinuations is plain wrong and most people would object whether it be from any community. After being forced to hear a barrage of jokes solely aimed against your community any one of us would get upset and offended. But in context of a single joke content itself a few would be equally funny if the word Sardar or name of the person was substituted for something else or from another community. You can't help but have a little giggle at the joke itself but not directly at who it is being targeted if the intent isn't malicious and I think that is where differentiation lies. When a sardar tells a sardar joke is he actually laughing because he wants to insult "Sardar ji" of which he might actually be one or the joke content? It's like the case when a black guy says to another black guy Hey N@@ger! It might not be deemed offensive, but as soon as a none black person uses it is. If we today turn around and say Sardar ji or panjabi jokes are offensive, then one has to equally say that all jokes against any community are offensive. That means you can never tell a joke because you end up offending someone. All of a sudden you have eliminated 70% of the jokes out there and political correctness is gone mad. There has to be a right balance and where does one draw that line is very grey indeed. When I and others on this forum posted a Sardar/Sikh/Panjabi joke were we trying to insult our own people or just having a little laugh at the underlying joke. Would you too also have laughed if the person was Mr Patel, or Mohammed or another name for that matter.

To hear Satnaam 24x7 and see Waheguru both on the inside and outside. My biggest hinderance is lack of consistent effort in doing simran and self doubt.

Just so the lads don't get upset here is a story in their favour. My friend Jayant, told me the following incident which I wish to share with you. It has had a deep impact on my thinking. In the diwali vacation, Jayant and his couple of friends had gone to Delhi. They rented a taxi for local sight-seeing. The driver was an old Sardar, and boys being boys, Jayant and his pals began cracking Sardarji jokes, just to insinuate the old man. But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed. At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid up the hire-charges. The Sardar returned the change. Moreover, he gave each one of them one rupee extra and said, (in Hindi, of course),''son, since morning you have been telling Sardarji jokes. I listened to them all and let me tell you, some of them were in a very bad taste. Still, I don't mind coz I know that you are young blood and are yet to see the world. But I have just one request. Here I am giving you one rupee each. Give it to the first Sardar beggar that you come across in this city." Jayant continued," That one rupee coin is still with me. I couldn't find a single Sardar begging on the streets of Delhi."

Interviewer: What is a skeleton? Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it!! Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773 Sardar: Thank God!! I was born after 1773. Had I born earlier, I would have died... Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Second one stays unmoved. When asked why he is not running, another Sardar tells: "Why should I be running? It is you who has thrown the sand " Santa Singh MBBS After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice.. He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch. Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!

Please Singh ask over PM if you want to know more.

Doctors are not saying yet but early indications are when he is 7-10 years old unless the situation requires it to be performed sooner.

I know the others aren't as good but I just posted a few more to wind some people up. This joke thread has became a very serious topic all of sudden. My wife actually sent me the first joke as she thought it was hilarious even from a female perspective. Yes the reference to ardas reference might hurt the sentiments of some but I didn't think we were on such an extremist forum when I posted. I hope this forum doesn't become another SikhSangat, where one can't even have the odd laugh or say anything funny because members are quick jump down your throat and call you anti-gurmat, anti-sikh blah blah blah. These so called hard-core members who see themselves as defenders of the faith are quick to call you names or shower you with insults. It's behavior like this that makes me want to puke and why I don't post much on other forums even though a few members requested I move a couple of threads over to there. Most of us on here are not stupid like the jokes and not so insecure should we hear the odd one. I for one am no hardcore religious type walking around thinking I'm a so called "hero" who is quick to start insulting others in the name of defending his faith.

Apparently the condition is so rare that Queen Elizabeth has been told about it and rumour has it she wants to meet him. lol So we may be invited to Buckingham Palace for cha and cucumber sandwiches.

Meditation Two friends meet on the street. One asks the other: "Hi, how are you?" The other ones replies: "I'm fine, thanks." "And how's your son? Is he still unemployed?" "Yes, he is. But he is meditating now." "Meditating? What's that?" "I dont know. But it's better than sitting around and do nothing!"

Santa Singh's new Ferarri Santa singh shows up at his friend Banta Singh's Place in a Brand New - Red Ferarri. Banta: Wow Banta, ke gaddi hai (What a car)Kithon laiye (where did you get it from) Santa:Main highway te lift mung reha se ... Gori Mem aaee te meine kende "want a ride Mr. Singh" I hopped in, and she took me to the woods. Once in woods she got outside took off clothes and said to me "Mr Singh. take anything" Banta is quite excited and asks "tu ke keeta Santa " Santa: Mian gaddi lai layee. (I took the car) Banta: Changa keeta kapde tenu fit bhi nahi aane se (good showyou wouldn't have fit into her clothes) Side A or Side B Once Santa Singh and Banta Singh were going in a jungle, Suddenly they saw one tiger comming towards them. To save themselves they climbed a tree and both sat on one branch. The tiger came under the tree and sat down. Santa told Banta " Yaar just to pass Time Why don't you sing some song" Banta Singh started to sing. After singing four songs Banta hanged upside down on the branch and then again sung four songs. After singing all the songs he Banta came back to his original position. Santa asked curiosly "Yaar Bantya, You sung four songs sitting in upright position and next four songs you sat upside down, Why did you do that?" Banta told " Yaar First four songs were from side A and the other four were from Side B"