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Top ten reasons for waking up at amrit vela


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The top ten reasons for waking up at amrit vela :

10. You can use up all the hot water you want.

9. You have more time to do other things during the day.

8. You get the best feeling right after you finish.

7. One day of nitnem at amritvela will keep you in chardi kala for the rest of the week.

6. Others in your household will be inspired to do the same

5. You will have more time to do nitnem instead of rushing it to get to work/school in time.

4. Naam is to a Sikh as fuel is to a car. Naam at amritvela is like premium

3. You will not be wasting the night (and your life) away by sleeping for too long (literally and figuratively speaking)

2. Your concentration is MUCH better at amritvela (no distractions)

AND THE # 1 REASON TO WAKE UP AT AMRITVELA IS.....

1. Gur satgur ka jo Sikh akhaai su bhalkey utth har naam dhiaavae ||

"One who calls himself a Sikh of the Guru, the True Guru, shall rise in the early morning hours and meditate on the Lord's Name.

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10. You can use up all the hot water you want.

Im conviced.

9. You have more time to do other things during the day.

still convince

8. You get the best feeling right after you finish.

dunno bout that

7. One day of nitnem at amritvela will keep you in chardi kala for the rest of the week.

losing interest

6. Others in your household will be inspired to do the same

no they wont

5. You will have more time to do nitnem instead of rushing it to get to work/school in time.

true but them means i have to sit for longer....

4. Naam is to a Sikh as fuel is to a car. Naam at amritvela is like premium

Yeah..... Ok....... not they way i would have said it, but.... ok......

3. You will not be wasting the night (and your life) away by sleeping for too long (literally and figuratively speaking

Agreed

2. Your concentration is MUCH better at amritvela (no distractions)

yeah. so high that i think i feel sleepy...

1. Gur satgur ka jo Sikh akhaai su bhalkey utth har naam dhiaavae ||

Agreed

other then that, this post is not to offend anyone, its just a joke.

If i have offended any1, get a sense of humour.

Nutters the lof of you.

neo, u must try harder to convince me to wake up at 4am....

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baabeehaa a(n)mrith vaelai boliaa thaa(n) dhar sunee pukaar ||

The rainbird chirps in the ambrosial hours of the morning before the dawn; its prayers are heard in the Court of the Lord.

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