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On 4/1/2022 at 2:43 AM, GurjantGnostic said:

Coffee no bueno. 

Didn't know he was a Police Officer, just thought he was some random Singh on twitter !

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8039921.stm

Sikh police want ballistic turban

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The restriction is frustrating for Sikh officers, says Kashmira Singh Mann.

Sikh police want bulletproof turbans to be developed so they can serve as firearms officers and deal with public order, a newly-formed body says.

The British Sikh Police Association says Sikh officers cannot currently do such jobs, as their religion prohibits removing turbans to wear helmets.

But the organisation's chairman says he now intends to push for more research on suitable ballistic turban material.

The Home Office said each force needed to ensure religions were accommodated.

The British Sikh Police Association, set up last month to give Sikh officers across the UK an "officially recognised voice", said it wanted its members to play a full role in the police.

'Frustration'

Sgt Kashmira Singh Mann, chairman of the association, told the BBC News website bulletproof turbans would allow such officers to abide by religious traditions as well as participate in all areas of the police service.

"We are looking at the issue because it stops Sikh officers serving in all roles," said the Thames Valley Police officer who is based in Slough, Berkshire.

"It is a frustration for them - we see our colleagues putting their lives on the line and we want to serve alongside them."

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Teacher Student Joke
Teacher : is di english daso "Sunder chadha office ja riha hai"

Santa : beautiful underwear is going to office. 🙂

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Father and Son Joke 
Son : papa 10+10 kine hunde ae?
Santa(papa) : ghade, kanjra ,ullu de pathe,nalayak, haramkhor, tenu kuch nhi aunda ja andron calculator le ke aa.

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School Joke 
Son to Santa: papa aj teacher ne mainu bada marya.

santa : Tu jarur koi shararat kiti honi.

Son : Nahi papa , tusi mera vishwas karo,
mai taan chup chap so riha si.

 

Teacher Student Joke 
Master bachiya nu puchda hai, daso vade ho ke tusi ki banna chaoge?
shunty : me Engineer banna chanda haan.
bunty : me doctor banna chanda haan.
dipti : me achi maa banna chandi haan.
santa : te me dipti di madad karna chanda haan.

 

Silly Joke
Chor chaku dikha ke : apne sare paise kad!
Santa : tu janda hai me kaun haan , me police wala haan!

Chor : Acha fer mera paisa v kad

 

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