Dynamic_Banda

T Singh??? Isnt that the dark complexion dude from the A team.. After the break up of the A team and no more work, the heavy chains of maya, and greed around his neck having been torn off his chest.. He had no choice but to become a sikh.. and hence T Singh. I pity the fool.. who thinks any different. Guv this rapid promotion of Mr T Singh from Nirmala to Sant Mahapursh AkaalJoht Srimaan 108 etc etc is due to his great enlightenment recieved one day while tryng to eat spaghetti on the banks of a river under a bunyan tree. As he sucked on the spaghetti he realised if he slurped too hard the spaghetti would break, and if too little he would get sauce dripping down his chin into his funky beard and over his brand new white clothes.. (which he tried to wash however didnt have DAZ (or any other great brand of washing up powder) this left his clothes slightly off white almost peachy.. However He realised that Slurping just right and he could finish the whole plate of spaghetti in one go, and without too much mess and chin drip.. This is the supreme teachings brought to us all by his holyness Mr T Singh 108 sri maan etc etc.. Those who do not realise the teachings of Tsinghpantia way should commit sepuko or play seduko on the next full moon ! Tsingh Ji Di Jai,,

and during an akhand paath those raag times go out the window.

So let me get this straight to be a hindu female saint, you need to be a Hindu.. either male or female, and a saint? Something doesnt feel quite right I havnt achieved any form of grand awakening of my soul from the above realisation.. Malwe da guide this fool for I am lost in the ocean of erm.. sikhawareness forum posts.

its true I am... im undefeated ! however i am forbidden to fight as fighting is for girls.. men dont fight they play computer games..

one time i went to bed and did ardas to maharaj, saying please let me master shastarvidya.. when I woke up I knew everything ! I was the best in the world unfortunatly I later forgot everything when I "really" woke up. moral of the story dont wake up it will ruin your dreams

I got a feeling the religious freedoms ran away with the two cows !

Upon further research there is a possible parallel link between Baba.. and Bobo .. as in Bobo Shanty.. Jah Rastafari !

recite the beej mantar and then the gurmantar.. and finally the mool mantar. then go to the akhara and learn the vidya and all will be revealed.

i dont get it.. freed would you mind sending some pics to the thread to highlight what you could possibly mean by a punjabi with a whore.. and hor kiddha ! thank you.

Everyone.. thats my Guru.. Guru Ji this is everyone.. say hi !

I like T Singhs post.. lets all ready it again..

lol its a picture from Divali at Harmandir Sahib.. I liked it because it showed the beauty of the panth Sangata in the background walk around the parkarma sahib paying their respects (simple looking punjabis and women) and then an Akali Nihang singh performs his respect parkarma the Nihang way walking opposite to the rest, and thats not all as infront of him is a group of sadhus with their varying types of hair from matted to non, some in pink others in white all sitting together paying their respects sitting at the edge of the sarovar. Sikhi is beautiful, when it allows its unity in diversity to shine bright.

Degh increases tolerance of diversity Degh Tegh Fateh.

and for your sake fatehsingh I will ensure if anyone takes pictures or vids they send them to naamdhariworld.com

My opinion of Baba Santa Singh Jis preference, currently he is old and I would be quite amazed to see him sit on a floor, especially with crossed legs. As indicated by Kam in his recent post they currently need help to sit and eat. If your asking what I think they would tell the panth to do, well i'd assume it would be sit on the floor if you can. but im not disagreeing with the floor sitting im trying to be a devils advocate and highlight the problem of the fanatics using crappy justifications to draw their lines.

lol sin.. your so cuddly ..

lol I had to remove that pic as it wasnt having the effect I was hoping. I wanted people to curse me and hate me, insted they ignored me.. I have no purpose in life when people dont hate me, so I changed the picture.. plus my mom got angry and hit me across my head. Finger was blurred to avoid Neo giving me the "smack down" plus.. the aunty network got back to my mom.. we laugh that our parents dont know how to use email and internet explorer.. but somehow they know everything !

hey chatanga nice avatar picture wonder where you got it.. ! but Kam next time any nihangs ask you to give back anything given to you by Baba Santa Singh Ji, just answer its been given to your in ardasa if they want it they can ask Baba Santa Singh for it.

Freed was always the last boy to be picked on anyones team in P.E. (thats sports for you non brits), he was no good at football because his little guti would cause the ball to go in random directions. He became very lonely at school and would hide at the front of the bike shed as all the other cool kids would be around the back of it It was around this time Freed realised he didnt need living friends but would be happier with photocopies of friends pictures, by his late teens this had become his obsession. He would scan in everything from school reports to lesson registration charts, infact oracle the database giant was first built around Freeds collection. This collection was to form the first national database now used by police and the goverment, thats how much material Freed had collected in his search to create an army of virtual photcopied freinds. In his early 20's he became crazy and wanting world domination began searching libraries for new friends who had died many eras ago, as he only required pictures and photocopies of the friends to make them a reality in his own world, time was irrelavant. Realising his collection was becoming overwhelming and that he lost his pet hamster which he named Choowee somewhere in the moutain of photocopies and books, he decided it was time to get married and ask his new wife to help him file away his friends. This mamoth task was overwhelming and their relationship began to crumble away, as Freed would spend more time with the photocopy of his wifes passport, taking it out to the movies and such, while his wife stayed at home filing away. Luckily at this time the royalties from Oracle ment that Freed could afford to buy a new computer as well as a digital camera. The mounds of paper and books quickly became 1's and 0's on a 100 GB Seagate hard disk. Digitising his whole group of friends seemed like a good idea, but sadly on one August night, Freed had installed an update for Microsoft Windows. He had not realised anyone who has such important data on a computer should never ever use windows ! and unfortunatly on that cold August night, he saw the blue screen of death! Blue Screen of death The fear of having lost everyone he ever knew and cherished led to a complete mental breakdown, he ran around the streets first in the nude, then later he found a pink cloth wrapping it around himself he ran and ran.. screaming out the names of all the photocopied friends he had lost. Then another twist in the life of Freed occured one which would change him forever, since he had digitized his friends he had become lazy and forgot to memorise all their names which was his favourite pastime. He became confused and while screaming out the names began repeating two constantly one after the other.. trying to remember whose name came next. As he ran down the street shouting out the two names Harry O'stevenson.. and Ramanundra Charistravati.. he suddenly remembered the next one which was Krishna Guru Murphy. but as the rain began to fall he could remember no more. So he screamed louder while bouncing around the streets in his pink cloth, Harry... Krishna.. Krishna.. Krishna.. Harry.. Harry.. Rama.. Rama.. Soon others began to join in bringing with them drums and little things that go ching ching ching, Freed knew not what he had started, and one day while collapsed on the floor after all the bouncing and chanting, he had a vision, in a PC WORLD shop window front he saw the. Norton Ghost This vision of the Ghost gave Freed a glimpse of hope, he threw away his pink cloth and put something on.. we are unaware of what it could have been as there is contradiction in varying sources, some say he may have ripped the item of clothing others say he wore it ! but we are sure it was a t shirt and speedo trunks. Freed went home and was able to save all his data threw the information provided by th Ghost, he felt that the ghost was more then just a coincidence or crazy vision, and told his wife "Preeto.. I must find out who sent that Ghost to me" Preeto replied. " Damn you Freed, you only just got back home and now you going on about crazy things again, make your own roti from now on" Freed began his hunger strike some say as a form of penance to find the source of the Ghost visions, other say because he didnt know how to make his own roti. Whatever the reason the void in Freeds heart led him on a life changing search. Taking his Seagate Hard Drive with him he walked the length and breadth of Southall Broadway, and after 40 days and 40 nights outside glassy junction, he noticed the Gurdwara on the other side of the road. Following the Granthis who had just left Glassy Junction and were returning to the Gurdwara for their Rohl. Freed entered into the world of Sikhi, from that day onwards.. all is as they say hstory. Freed became a devoted Sikh, he gained realistion that he would not find friends in pictures or murtis but should search within his own heart, that there was no point in hoarding all this content when he dies only his photocopied passport will remain nothing will go with him, so he should vand ke shak and share with the sangat. He offered the Gurdwara all his photocopies and books, however they were not intrested they had developed their own database of information more vast then any internet. The Aunty Net, a collection of old aunties and occassionaly uncles who came together located in a central hub called the langar kitchen, and while making the langar they would create a network sharing information. Infact it was from this very design that Freed came up with the idea of Bittorrent Unfortunatly he wrote his ideas down on a napkin, which he used to clean his hands after eating parshaad. Somehow that same napkin was thrown in the bin and found its way to the hands of Bram Cohen (see above link for info on this guy) So Freed thought what does he have to give to the community, having found purpose and sanity in his life now what would he do? what of all his friends? He began looking for the answers in Sikhi, but he realised it was more and more complex the deeper he looked. Then hit by a brainwave and the wifes frying pan. He awakened to the realisation that he could use his life long methods of scanning and collecting to learn about Sikhi. Since that day he has invested in another Seagate Hard Drive, and collected the whole of sikh history and such, infact some believe if you were to do a search on his hard drive you would find the meaning of life. But to develope such a mind which could comprehend the metaphysical and metaphorical SQL statement to preform such a search would be beyond most humans. Those capable of such a mamoth task have developed an organisation and are practicing and developing their skills on something alot easier, the internet, the name of this adventourous and spritually graced group is GOOGLE. Now Freed shares alittle of his vast collection to lucky followers of his cult, they can be found at the following Location. This concludes our biography on Freed. Please note: Some dates and descriptions may not be as accurate as implied. Infact it may all be totally inaccurate however in my mind it is the truth :twisted:

and then Shiv Ji said.. "let there be funk" and a disco ball appeared spreading light around the entire creation multi coloured light, and he began to dance his dance of joy. Moral of the story is, just dance in the loving charan of akaal purakh and all will be "funky" but yeh I like points raised by the dancing warrior dude, and fatehsingh. Fatehsingh do you have the actual article from the tribune scanned in or something or is it just a reference from some other source? Im not trying to imply your source is inaccurate it would just be nice to have a copy of that article, maybe freed can help maybe the dancing nekkid man can help, who knows ?

fatehsingh lol it seems your a bigger fanatic then the fanatics. Sure some people will point and laugh but others would have just smiled and loved the anand of the kirtan and darshan of the Mahapursh. I think the fanatics claim of naamdharis not being part of Sikhi is stupid but it would appear you also agree with this them and us mentality by implying its your secret kirtan to distribute as you lot please. Sure I agree it is copywrited but thats why it was such crap quality for those who cant get hold of the bheni Sahib material at least they can be exposed to the kirtan and if the ras hits their hearts they can go searching for a better quality version. I didnt even get a chance to see all the vids you evil naamdhari ! I hope you get a black mark on your white shirt !

I thought the langar situation was that all should sit at equal level and eat simple food no matter if they are king or poor. Nowadays all chairs are made in factorys by machines which mass produce identical units, unless you get the chair with the wobbly legs im assuming we would generally all be still sitting at the same level.. Could it be that the chairs and tables werent around in Guru Nanaks era, after all even now I have seen Punjabis in India prefer to squat then sit on a chair! Chatanga ji, you say that the utensil statement isnt valid because it doesnt go against the teaching of Guru Nanak, but sitting at the same level also implies no modification of Guru Nanaks message wether it be on plastic about 2 foot above ground or on carpet on the floor. (Dont get me wrong I love the sitting on the floor idea, I like walking into a langar hall and seeing people twist and turn to get comfortable. I know im abit sad ) The idea of being a community, I cant see how sitting across a table would alienate the community (sangat pangat statement) if anything I have seen people decide to avoid eating langar as and I quote "its hard to sit on the floor and eat properly, plus if I come Gurdwara in my nice suit or shirt pent then it gets all messed up sitting on the floor all creased etc etc" I also once saw a little fat kid, whose stomach got in the way so he couldnt bend down to reach the thali and eat his roti, so he pushed it over to his mom and went out of the Langar. So maybe the sitting on the floors has alienated these people.. sure there are tables and chairs for those that need them, but once again I see that cause a big "us and them" type division. I would also like to state that clothing can also cause confusion and divisions contrary to the universal simple message of Guru Nanaks Pangat and Sangat. So i stick by my earlier statements that lines can easily be pushed this way or that and the UK fanatics are attempting to lay down lines here and there willy nilly, the best way to lay down any line is through seva which brings humility into oneself, and simran bringing bliss into oneself. I do neither but I heard thats the best way to lay down a line.

shouldnt we also stop the use of plates and spoons ? as im sure Guru Nanak didn't use steel plates and spoons. We should also only attend the Gurdwara wearing traditional clothing no shirt pent, or modern day baans with thier machine stitched seams and metal press stud button thingies. Why create a sikhi to the max to move with modern times, insted we should tell sikhs who dont know the original gurmukhi etc they should learn it or do without. Why build all these youth centres and social community centres next to Gurdwaras using the money of the British Goverment and lottery funding (which is a form of gambling a great manmaat) after all Guru Nanak wouldnt have taken money off a goverment to build a community centre. Now we may say ooh Mr Banda dynamic valia.. we must draw a line.. ! but with what mat will the line be drawn Gurmat? we need a Guru to dictate that mat to us, if we use our interpretation of Gurmat it will always be different.. and obviously we cant use manmat !.. so how do we draw this line.

GUV If you take the meaning that "their are countless ram raheems puraans and quraans yet I do not follow their ways" then it may be similar to the ideas of the 3rd path found in Ugardanti, which is neither hinduism or Islam. Meaning that your quoted bani wouldnt contradict the previous bani quotation. As in the Ugardanti (I believe) the other paths are not neglected or seen as lower just not the path that Maharaj desires to persue.

I dont get it.